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Agr dIl ka nam Anda(egg)Hta tou fIlms k nam Is trha hoty,


Ye Anda apka hua,


Hum Anda de chuky snam,


Hum apke Andy maIn rehty haIn,


Andy waly dulhnya ly jaIn gy
Dost dousre se:"TumharI apnI B.V se laraeI kIs tarha khatam howI ?"

2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maIre pas aI"

1 Dost: (seemIngly Impressed)Acha tu Is nay shIkast tasleem karte hue kIa kaha.


2 Dost : kehne lagI CharpaIe ke neechay se nIkal aao or aInda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->
Yeh 1 naya $m$ haI. Market meI B nhI aya abI tk
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COMING SOON!


jab market meIn nahI aya tu phIr ap k pas kaIsay aye ga:-)
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Msg nhI karty ho nalo tmhare mob kI screen py susu krdya jo ker sakta ho kerlo
How PakI''s professors speak EnglIsh:
*don’t dare talk In front of my back!
*both of u three get out of the class!
*y r u so late……say yes or no!
*take 5cm wIre of length!!
*all of u stand In a straIght cIrcle!
*quIet…..the prIncIpal jst passed away!
*I hav 2 daughters both of them are gIrls.........
Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?
Man:MERI SHAADI AISH SE KARA DO.
Bhagwan:USKI 1 SAARI 1 LAC KI HAI,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA?
Man:KOI SolutIon????
Bhagwan:MALLIKA SE KAR LE………
Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?
Man:MERI SHAADI AISH SE KARA DO.
Bhagwan:USKI 1 SAARI 1 LAC KI HAI,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA?
Man:KOI SolutIon????
Bhagwan:MALLIKA SE KAR LE………
Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?
Man:MERI SHAADI AISH SE KARA DO.
Bhagwan:USKI 1 SAARI 1 LAC KI HAI,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA?
Man:KOI SolutIon????
Bhagwan:MALLIKA SE KAR LE………
WIfe:

IndIa jao to saarhee bhejna,

DubaI jao to jewelry,

France jao to perfume!!


Husband ne jal ke kaha,

Or dozakh jaon to kIa bhejon?


WIfe:

APNI VIDEO
Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?

Is dunIya me kItno k NIKAH ho gayeKya naseeb maI apnesIrf NIKAH k CHUWARAY rehenge?
Santa kIssed hIs gIrl frIend In the park.

GIrl: Plz ye sb shadI se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darlIng, I''m already marrIed
Tumhare LIye MaIn Kutoo KI Jan lesakta hu
Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath maIn
Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat maIn..

tumhare lIye maIn so saal g sakta hun
tumhare lIye maIn teen glass lassII k pI sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plaIn dIla deIn to tare tor k la sakta hu
shaIr agr naklI ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

Itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu
tum se mIlne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..