Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?

Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?
Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?
Man:MERI SHAADI AISH SE KARA DO.
Bhagwan:USKI 1 SAARI 1 LAC KI HAI,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA?
Man:KOI Solution????
Bhagwan:MALLIKA SE KAR LE………
  

May, 21 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     2271 views       Funny

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