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Women :Sir,Main Apne

Women :SIr,MaIn Apne Larke Ka Naam KIya Rakhon?
SIr,Iska Naam Peter Rakh Do..!
Women:Mera Doosra Larka BhI HaI jo Iska TwIn HaI..
MaIn Us Ka Naam KIya Rakhoon?
SIr:Uska Naam Repeter Rakh do.

Teacher: Bijli

Teacher: BIjlI (electrIcIty) kahan se aatI haI.?

Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!

Teacher: KaIse.?

Student: Jab bIjlI jatI haI tu mere papa kehte haIn "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."

Clerk ne oFFice fone

Clerk ne oFFIce fone karke boss se kaha: SIr maI 1 Week tak oFFIce nahI aaonga, MerI BewI taang torr bethI haI..
Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 Week tak TUM kIOn nahI aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy SIr aAp samjhe nahI, merI BewI ne jo taang torrI haI,
"WOH MERI HAI"

Taxi mai bethe huye

TaxI maI bethe huye Passenger ne drIver se kaha: Mujhe TaxI maI bethne par EIk he bat kI fIkar hotI haI woh haIn Brakes..
DrIver: Apko ghabrane kI zroorat nahI, Is maI brakes haIn hI nahI..

Jaamia Hafsa ki

JaamIa Hafsa kI tamaam taalIbaat baahar aa gaen par aIk andar reh gaI,

kyon...?

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Uss ka burqa

MolvI ABDUL AZIZ pehan gae ha

Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel

Kanjoos AadmI ek hotel maI enter hua..
WaIter: janab kIa chahIye.?
Kanjoos: MaI Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, WohI le aao..

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Man: Is there any way for long lIfe?
Dr: Get marrIed.
Man: WIll It help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long lIfe wIll never come.

A man who surrenders

A man who surrenders when he''s wrong, Is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, Is WIse. A man who surrenders even If he''s RIght, Is a Husband.

Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

AttentIon Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon

sey parhaIz karaIn..ander MolvI b ho

sakta haI...

ChIef CommIsIoner PolIce,Islamabad!

Musharaf dedicate

Musharaf dedIcate song 2 mulana abdul AZIZ.

AJ KALA BURKA PA SADI FARMAISH TY.AJ PA K SAMNAY Aa SADI FARMAISH TY. aj pa k NA SHARMA.SADE FARMAISH TY.

Can?we do romanc

Can?we do romance In the mIdnIght today? I’m In a good mood:) Just a lIttle bIt of kIssIng and bItIng!! Reply me soon, yours LovIng MosquIto.

If I was an artist,

If I was an artIst,
you would be my pIcture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my InspIratIon!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I''m only a cartoonIst!

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