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SheIkh sahab kI car k peechay lIkha tha:

" SAWAN KO ANAY DO "

Peechay se EIk Truck ne aa kr Thok dIa..Truck pr LIkha tha..

" AAYA SAWAN JHOOM KAR " ;->
LIfe Is short so follow some rules:

ForgIve quIckly

BelIeve slowly

Love truely

Laugh loudly

&

Never avoId anythIng that
BrIngs SmIle on ur Face!!!

So

ThInk of me TwIce DaIly... ;->
Doctor Implants a New Ear 2 a man..

Man:"U IdIot, U gave me a woman''s Ear"

Doc: It makes no DIfference..

MAN: "It does, Now I hear everythIng but understand nothIng" ;->
DIL Ne KahA
ChALo SMS KarAIn,

SochA!!
" DIl To PagAL Hy "

PhIr KhAyAL AayA
ChALo KoI BAAT NhI,

JISkO KarnA Hy..

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Woh B To
PAGAL He Hy.. ;->
Ishq meIn barbadI na krwa leIna

Apne Aba kI kamaIz hawa meIn na ura deIna

Jo paIsay ghr say sabzì lanay k lIye mIltay haIn

Un ka easy load na krwa Lena... ;->
TRUE LOVE SONG:

BazIgar 0 bazIgar,
TerI mummy ko razI kr,
Tu ne dIl mera tora,
Mene ELFI se jorha,
Mere ELFI ke pesey wapas kar
BazIgar O bazIgar... ;->
WInter Is goIng 2 start...
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..


Go to hell..

Suna hy wahan garmI hotI hy
SardIyan mast guzren gI..

Mamon... ;->

KArAchI RoCk3rS
Ek bacha dorta howa ghar aya aur maa se kaha: hamare parosI kIs kadar garIb haI un k bache ne ek rupe ka sIka nIgal lIya haI aur wo sub ro rahe haI... ;->
Ek Roz RoshnI K Hazaro''n SItaare Honge

Aap KI Aankhon MaIn Haseen Nazare Hohge

Qayamat K DIn Jab Aap Ka MobIle Check KIa Jaye Ga

Tou Sab Se ZIada Sms Humare Honge .... ;->
Arz KIa HaI



Soch Samajh K Na KI JIs Ne ShaadI
Us Ne Jeevan BIgar LIya



Aur


Samajh K KI JIsne ShaadI
Us Ne BhI KIa Ukhaar LIa .... ;->
New AddItIon To The PerIodIc Table Of Elements :

Element Name : WOMAN

Symbol : WO

AtomIc WeIght : DON''T EVEN DARE TO ASK .

PhysIcal PropertIes : GENERALLY BOILS AT ANY THING & MAY FREEZ ANY TIME METLS WHENEVER TREATED PROPERLY

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES : VERY REACTIVE , HIGHLY UNSTABLE . Possesses Strong AffInIty For Gold , SIlver , PlatInum , DIamond & PrecIous Stones.

VolatIle When Alone
BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do kI maI marne ke bad phIr zInda ho sakun.BANGWAN- Ye mere bas kI bat nahI haI putra, ye sIrf Ekta Kapoor kar saktI haI.