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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By MakIng SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m TIred Of MakIng Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By MakIng SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m TIred Of MakIng Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By MakIng SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m TIred Of MakIng Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A MInute, It Seems LIke An Hour.

But

SIt WIth A Pretty GIrl For An Hour, It Seems LIke A MInute.

THAT''S RELATIVITY . . . ;-
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Now that I have caught your attentIon,
I Just Want To Teel U That
Dont drInk and DrIve, you mIght SpIll It ... ;->
DIfference B/w The MemorIes Of A Woman & Man


A woman wIll always cherIsh the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherIshes the memory of the woman he dIdn''t marry.... ;-
Women have a passIon for mathematIcs.

They dIvIde theIr age In half,
Double the prIce of theIr clothes,
And
Always add at least fIve years to the age of theIr best frIend.... ;->
TheIr Is always 2 sIde In an argument In a marrIed lIfe



Her sIde





and




Offcourse the RIght sIde.... ;->
Easy Ways to DIe :

Take a CIgar DaIly - You wIll dIe 10 years early.

DrInk Alcohal DaIly - You wIll dIe 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You wIll dIe daIly .... ;->
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Son: “I Start CleanIng ToIlet “

Dad: “How Does It SatIsfIes U?”

Son: “I Clean It WId Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
EngIneer: a person who knows a great deal about very lIttle and who goes along knowIng more and more about less and less, untIl fInally he knows practIcally everythIng about nothIng.... ;->
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya…
tumahrI sahelI ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya ….!

hahahahahaahah……..