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Can you guess,

Can you guess, whats the rIng tone of Osama..!

No !!not an Urdu song,

EnglIsh musIc !! No ways..

It''s... MaIn yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->

Lady:Doctor sahab

Lady:Doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe lIya haI. Doctor:koI baat nahI jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar.

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam MaIn Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhI kar. . .

Son: NahI Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!

Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha HaI. . .?

Son: Shruu KIs Ne KIa. . .? ;->

Catch Her By Her Waist. . .

Catch Her By Her WaIst. . .

BrIng Her Home. . .

Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck. . .

Put Ur LIps On Her LIps. . .

&

Have A NIce. . .

DrInk. . . PEPSI TWIST. . . ;->

Once In A Jungle All The

Once In A Jungle All The AnImals Were EatIng PAN PARAG PAN MASALA

But

GIrraffe Was Not EatIng. . . .

Why. . . ?

Because

Oonche Log OonchI Pasand MANIKCHAND. . . ;->

Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?

Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For TheIr MIstake. . .?

Ans : On theIr WeddIng. . . ;->

Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . .

Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat TaraqI Ker LI HaI. . . . .

AbhI Dekhna Ek NIrala Bandar Apne Haath MaIn MobIle Pakar Ker

KItne Mast Andaz Se Sms Parhe Ga . . . ;->

TEACHER : How Do You Spell

TEACHER : How Do You Spell "CROCODILE?"

STUDENT : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L . . .

TEACHER : No, That''s Wrong. . . !!!

STUDENT : Maybe It''s Wrong, But You Asked Me How I Spell It. . . ;->

Height Of Smartness. . . . .

HeIght Of Smartness. . . . .

Professor: Only WIse Men HesItate. . . Fools Are Always ConfIdent. . .

Student: Are You Sure SIr. . . ?

Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

Q: What do you call a laughIng motorcycle?

Guess Karo
Ez HaI

NahI Pata

It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->

Aaj Mere Pass Bangla Hai Gari Hai Bank Balance Aur AK-47 Hai...

Aaj Mere Pass Bangla HaI GarI HaI Bank Balance Aur AK-47 HaI...

Tere Pass KIa HaI...?

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Mere Pass NokIa CeLL Phone HaI JIsme BL-5C 3.7V KI BatteRy HaI....

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