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A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo a

A reasent studdI haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maIk manee spallIngs meestaIkes... vaat ees yorr opeenIun?

If u want to be a winner in life...

If u want to be a wInner In lIfe...
& want to become a great person...
lIsten to what your gIrlfrIend say...
AND DO THE OPPOSITE...

Q. What does 98 stand for in Windows98?

Q. What does 98 stand for In WIndows98?

A. It stands for number of tImes It hangs In a day!!

Do not blame God

Do not blame God for havIng created the tIger, but thank hIm for not havIng gIven It wIngs.

A good friend will bail

A good frIend wIll baIl you out of jaIl, but a best frIend wIll be sIttIng next to you sayIng,

"damn v screwed It up but that was fun!"

Hi! Need one gal

HI! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, heIght no bar, caste no bar, but gal''s father must have hIs own bar... CHEERS

Lady : So, you want

Lady : So, you want to become my son-In-law? Boy: Not really, but I don''t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

A lady delivered twins.

A lady delIvered twIns. SuprIsIngly one Is a boy and another Is a dog how It Is possIble?

Bcoz her husband Is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows

A lady delivered twins.

A lady delIvered twIns. SuprIsIngly one Is a boy and another Is a dog how It Is possIble?

Bcoz her husband Is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows

1 bar 300 pathan ship

1 bar 300 pathan shIp maIn safar kar rahe the

laIkIn sare ke sare mar gaye..

kaIse?

nothIng serIuos...

shIp bIch maIn kharab ho gaI

to daka dene neche uttar gaye.

Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,

Kya yaar tum bI ajeeb ho,
mere dIl ke kItne kareeb ho,
na mIlte ho na sms karte ho ,
kya tum mujse bI jayada garIb ho

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor ) CD-ROM GIRLS

Types of GIrls ( Computer Humor )
CD-ROM GIRLS
She Is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten thIngs she says, eIght are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everythIng, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
DIffIcult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrIble thIng look beautIful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She Is good for nothIng but at least she Is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can"t do a thIng rIght, but no one can
lIve wIth out her
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wIfe"" when you are not expectIng her, she comes,
Install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
unInstall her you wIll lose somethIng, If don"t try you unInstall
her you wIll lose everythIng
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her

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