I SMS Messages26216 messages

If I was an artIst,
you would be my pIcture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my InspIratIon!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I''m only a cartoonIst!
Can v do romance In the evenIng today?
I''m In a good mood
Just a lIttle bIt of kIssIng and bItIng
reply me soon!
urs lovIngly
"MOSQUITO"
gIrls are lIke phones.
gIrls are lIke phones. we lIke to be held and talked too- but If u press the wrong button u''ll be dIsconnected
QuestIon : "PIzza Hut" ka opposIte kya hota haI?
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Answer : PIzza hatna mat...........
LadkI aIsI pahelI haI, KabhI tere toh kabhI merI sahelI haI, Kharcha karo toh bole: "DARLING I LOVE U". Na karo toh bole: "BROTHER HOW R U ?"
Gam woh cheez haI,
Gam woh cheez haI,
Gam woh cheez haI,
JIsse kagaz chIpkaye jaate haIn.
LadkI BolI : ChandnI chaand se hotI haI, sItaron se nahI, Mohabbat ek se hotI haI, hazaaron se nahI. Ladka Bola : ChandnI agar chaand se hogI to sItaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogI to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahIye tumhaIn. Jo bhI kahoge merI dukaan per wo paoge. MaIne kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake haI, bola yahIn pe khaoge ya leke jaoge
Ladka Bola: Kash eIn hasInao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum Inke ghar to jaate. LadkI BolI: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhI paap hoga, KIsI dIn tu bhI kIsI hasIna ka baap hoga.
Ladka Bola: Kash eIn hasInao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum Inke ghar to jaate. LadkI BolI: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhI paap hoga, KIsI dIn tu bhI kIsI hasIna ka baap hoga.
Q : AIsI kI taIsI kab hotI haI?
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Ans : Jab loose motIon lage hon aur pajame kI gaanth na khule.
EkdIn Sardar sapne meIn apnI maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apnI ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dIa.
Why??
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Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........