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HamArE FLAG mEi Green CoLour MeAnz

HamArE FLAG mEI
Green CoLour MeAnz
"MusLIMz"

WhIte CoLour MeAnz
"AmAn"

LeKIN

PhIr B HamArE MuLk mEI AmAn nhI Hy

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AmAn k AndAr

"DandA"

jo DaLa huA hy. . . ;-

Bush: Meri behan de ghar KAKA hoya ae.

Bush: MerI behan de ghar KAKA hoya ae.

Musharaf:Mubarak howe.

Bush:Par afsoos dI gal ae BANDE da pata naI chalya.

Musharaf:KoI gal naI jI USAMA te pa dIo. . . ;->

height of a music lover

heIght of a musIc lover--

"a man keeps hIs ears on the keyhole to lIsten wat the gal Is sIngIn In the bathroom whr he can peep onto dIs"

Height of preence of mind...

HeIght of preence of mInd...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bIrd''s name by seeIng Its legs".
Student replIed ," I cannot tell".
Teacher saId "You are faIl,What''s your name?".
Student replIed ...... "See my legs and tell my name"

What is height of Active laziness

What Is heIght of ActIve lazIness?

AskIng for a lIft to house whIle on a mornIng walk.

Height of filmi culture....

HeIght of fIlmI culture....

teacher : who was bhagat sIngh?
student: Ajay devgan, and bobby deol.

the chak de effect
Teacher: Name DIfferent states of IndIa...

Student: I''m an IndIan...I dunnot belIeve In any states.

height of foolishness

heIght of foolIshness

A gIrl havIng a bath In a transparent glass bathroom.

And two boys fIghtIng to peep through the key hole...! :D

Height of youthfulness..

HeIght of youthfulness....

KKusum of SerIal Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter In law..

manna padega, that woman depIcts 50 yrs atleast..

but stIll looks wrInkle free

Height of Orkuting.

HeIght of OrkutIng...!

Boss got angry wIth employee as he saw hIm orkutIng....!

Ssends hIs termInatIon through Scrap..!

Benazir ko goli lgi,

BenazIr ko golI lgI,
bkhtawar asfa rone lgI,
rote rote bhok lgI,
khale bIlawal mom phlI,
mom phlI me dana nhI,
zrdarI tmhara papa nhI
pnjab wale bche, musharf bhaI sache, sache sche jayenge shekh rashId kI dulhan layenge,

conda leza kalI, so nkhro walI,

ek nkhra tot gya bush ka mu toot gya.

QUAID e AZAM k 14

QUAID e AZAM k 14 poInts maIn se koI 3 apnay alfaaz maIn bayaan karaIn...???

1- aayenda aeen wafaaqI larkIyon ka hoga jIsmaIn larkIyon ka larkon kI taraf dekhna aam hoga...

2- tamam larkay aur larkIyon ko coachIng k bahar kharray honay k pooray haqooq dIye jaayengay..

3- tamam logon ko mere mazaar pe date maarnay kI khullI azaadI dI jaayegI...

HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy

HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy

A CoMmUnItY OwNeR bAnNeD AnOthEr CoMmUnITy OwNeR Coz He WaS CoPyInG HIS StUfF Frm OtHer"z CoMm.
& SaY
Do It By UrSeLf
WhIle He Is DoInG ThE SaMe FrM oThErZ

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