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LarkI PehlI Baar Larke k Saath UskI Car MaIn DrIve Par NIklI


Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lage Tou
LAkI Ne Poocha :
‘’KIa Tum SIrf Ek Haath Se DrIve Ker sakte Ho ?’’


Larka KhushI Se Bola : Haan Haan KIon NahI . . .

LarkI : Theek HaI , Ye Lo TIssue Paper Aur ApnI Naak Saaf Kerlo
Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Aaj Kar So Ab. . . .





Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Aaj Kar So Ab. . . .






Abay Kerta HII Rahega Tou Dhoyega Kab ? ;->
Saare Gawahon Aur Bayano K Mad-e-Nazar Rakhte Huey Ye Adalat Penal Code Dafa
382 K tehet
Msg Parhne Wale Ko Msg Na Kerne K Jurm MaIn
''''MEMON'''' Karrar DetI HaI
Dear Custumor U Have Now SubscrIbe ''''KanjusI Package''''
U Can Enjoy SavIng Ur Sms’s
Ur SubscrItIon TItle''''Kanjus'''' Is ValId UntIll
Allah GIve Taufeeq To Send Sms . . . ;->
SharabI Knocks The Door Of HIs Home


WIfe Opens The Door


SharabI Asks : Who Are U


WIfe : How Dare U 4get Ur WIfe


SharabI : Sharab Har Gham Bhula DetI HaI ;->
Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?







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I Tell U . . .






Just Fold It And Put It In Your Pocket . . . ;->
WHEN


YOU


CANT


SEE


THE


BRIGHT


SIDE


OF


THINGS...


THAN





POLISH
THE DULL
SIDE
OF
IT
SO SIMPLE. . . ;->
Tum Aa Gaye Ho . . .








Noor Aa Gaya HaI. . .










Chalo Teeno MIl k CrIcket KhelaIn . . . ;->
Q: Agar 1 door per kutta bhonk raha ho orr dosre door p bIwI chIlla
rahe ho tu ap pehle konsa door kholen g?
A: Kutte wala door coz kutta andar akar bhonkna band kar de g
Ek AadmI BusIness MaIn Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya
Jab Khaane Ko Kuch BhI Na Rha Tou Us Ne ApnI BIwI Se Kaha:
''''Bachon KO NanhIyal Bhej Do
Tum ApnI WalIda K Paas ChalI Jao
Aur Mera KIa HaI
MaIn Susral Chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->
FILM dekhnI haI ?


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Ye HaI SANJAY LEELA BHANSALI KI New FIlm
"WHITE" . . . ;->
SmIle 2 old man means respect

SmIle 2 a chIld means Innocence

SmIle 2 lover means love

SmIlIng In front of mobIle means mental




StIll smIlIng!
(ConfIrmed) ;->