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Lover GIves Love

Father GIves ProtectIon

Mother GIves LIfe

But A Real Frnd GIves

NIce GIrls Cell #''s

Dat Is frndshIp

Now It''s A Gud Chance

Prove Ur FrndshIp ;->
Q:Why dId the statue of lIberty have to be a woman?












,coz
The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant In It. . . ;->
When swInnIng Is good for the development of our arms & legs. . .





Than






Why dont fIshes have arms & legs . . . ? ;->
Wy do the number of traffIc accIdents wIth stupId blond gIrls Increase at AprIl 1st?



When the traffIc lIght Is red they thInk It Is a joke ;->
Mod
ObedIent
Neat
KInd
Elegent
Young


Hey! Thats me.
Pareshan na hona, tumhara naam b Is meI haI,


Read the 1st letter of every word..
The nIght was dark, the moon was hIgh
I stopped my car....you wondered why?
I leant so close, you felt shy
I uttered those three word

















I.....la
puncture? ;->
What''s the bIggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to wIn wIth 5 overs remaInIng and 10 wIckets In hand....???



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==>> Ya Allah, Jeet Kar AngrezI bolnI ParegI !!!!! ;->
Ek Doctor ApnI BetI KI ShaadI KIs Se Karega. . .?








Socho










Thora aur Socho







COMMANDER SAFEGUARD Se





Kyun k yehI HaI Doctoron KI awaleen Pasand ;->
Whats the name of the gIrl who Is small and has a small heart ??



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'' Asha ''


---- dIl haI chota sa... chotI se asha...... ;->
A Man Has A Crow. . . Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers...



What Does He Call It..?







Any Gueses







Dont Knw






He Calls It




''''My-Crow-Soft..'''' ;->
Sweet But Not Honey

PrecIous But Not Money

BrIght But Not SunshIne

Improves WIth TIme But Not WIne


Chalo MaIre Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->
Sweet But Not Honey

PrecIous But Not Money

BrIght But Not SunshIne

Improves WIth TIme But Not WIne


Chalo MaIre Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->