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Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha

Pyar Karo SUJAL KI Terha

ShadIan Karo KASHISH KI Terha

LambI Umar Ho BAA K Terha

Rote Raho TULSI KI Terha

Sab Ko Hansao GATTU KI Terha

Har Janam MaIn Aao ANURADH KI Terha

QIsmat Se Laro PRERNA KI Terha

Shak Karo BAJAJ KI Terha

Aur

Aur

Aur

T.v Band Karo
Insaan Bano MerI Terha . . . ;->

Want To Make $$$$$

Want To Make $$$$$ WId Ur Computer . . . ? ? ?

No RIsk . . .

Really

U Just Have To

Press ''''SHIFT + 4'''' FIve TImes In A Row . . . . ;->

Tere Naal Dosti

Tere Naal DostI AakhrI Sah Tak NIbawange

Tere PaIran Thalle AssI Ta TallIyaan TIkaawange

Jado MarzI Parakh LaI Mere DostI Nu

TerI Mashook AssI Phasavange. . . ;->

Pathan ko rastay

Pathan ko rastay meIn ek charagh mIla.Utha k saaf kIya to ek JIn nIkla or kaha k woh uskI 3 khwahIshaIn purI krayga.
Pathan:"Umko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho!"
Ekdum ek naswar ka packet aa gya.
Pathan ne thorI sI naswar nIkalI to utnI naswar or aa gaI.
JIn: "BaqI 2 khwahIshaIn?"
Pathan: "Esa 2 packet or do!" ;->

Baap:baita, paper kaisa huwa?

Baap:baIta, paper kaIsa huwa?
BaIta:bus pehla sawal choot gIa!
Baap:acha! aur baqI?
BaIta:teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!chotha maI karna bhool gIa!paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!chatta paper kI pIchle taraf tha,maI ne dekha he nhe
Baap ghusy maI bola:aur dosra?
BaIta:bs srf wohe galat huwa haI ;->

Kabhi kabhi meri ankho main Saya lagta hai ..

KabhI kabhI merI ankho
maIn Saya lagta haI ..

Jo apna hIa woh
praya lagta haI

tum se mIlney kI
Tmana tu bhot haI

LekIn

Anay janey maIn karyaa
bohat lagta haI........

Imagine World Without GIRLSfu8

ImagIne World WIthout GIRLS

Roads Sunsaan,
Markets VIraan,
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Na KoI GIrl FrIend K LIye Pareshan,
Bus Namaz & Quran.......

&

All Boys DIrect Jannat-ul-Muqam

Agar koi app

Agar koI app ko dukh de,taklef de, apko rone pe majbour kare to ap b usko rula sakte haIn pata haI kaIse?? uskI ankh maIn unghI mar k:-)

Qeyamat ke din

Qeyamat ke dIn, farIshton ne kaha ke sub apne apne gunah lIkhIen, sub lIkh rahey they, Keh achanak aap kI aawaz aaI......
EXTRA SHEET PLS..!

Aadmi bola ya

AadmI bola ya Allah mujhy dard de, dukh de, tensIon de, mujhy barbad kar de, mery pIchey bhoot laga de, ek farIshta bola abey saley eak lIne mIen bool ke bIwI chahey...!

Tajj Mehal dekh

Tajj Mehal dekh kar bola Shah Jahan ka pota,
Apna bhI bank balance hota,
Agar Dada aashIq na hota....P

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If U r..
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chrIsten=sms me

If u r..
hIndu=mIss call me

If u r..
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Ab faIsla kar Lo!

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