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INSHA ALLAH

Balance Khatam Ho jaye
Ga mager bakhshya tussI
faIr vI nahI jana,>

Uski nazar meri taraf thi.

UskI nazar merI taraf thI.

MerI nazr uskI tarf thI,

Vo mugh se kuch kehna
chahtI thI,

MaIn us se kuch puchna
Chahta tha,

Dono Ise uljan meIn
bethe rahe aur exam
over ho gaya.

Miyan mithu choori khaao gey?

MIyan mIthu choorI
khaao gey?

Kya kaha nahIn...

maIn bhI kItna bhola
hoon kawway ko mIyan
mIthu sam jh raha hoon.>

Wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban

WIfe:gaajar ,mulI,baIban
lambay lana.

Husb:nhI laonga tm Iska
galat Istamak kro gI.

wIfe:tmhe q dard ho
raha haI tm me thoddI
dun gI.>

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3-4 drops...!!!!!!

Aik Elephant agar

AIk Elephant agar
Nangey AadmI ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

NahI Pata?
Ye hI k..

ye AadmI ItI sI soond se paanI kesay pIta hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha r
Nangey AadmI ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

NahI Pata?
Ye hI k..

ye AadmI ItI sI soond se paanI kesay pIta hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha

Lagey raho...

Lagey raho...

Lagey raho...

maIn ney khawaab meIn
daIkha maIn Musharf
kI jagah sardar ban gaya
hoon,

tum par bhI koI paabandI
nahIn jo marzI sapney
daIkho.

Air Hostes 2 Lalu:

AIr Hostes 2 Lalu:- SIr, are you vegetarIan or non-vegetarIan?

Lalu:- I am INDIAN!

AIr Hostes:- No sIr! Are you shakaharI or masaharI?

Lalu:- Na re sasurI,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->

Air Hostes 2 Lalu:

AIr Hostes 2 Lalu:- SIr, are you vegetarIan or non-vegetarIan?

Lalu:- I am INDIAN!

AIr Hostes:- No sIr! Are you shakaharI or masaharI?

Lalu:- Na re sasurI,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->

Bin Laden''s son

BIn Laden''s son was studyIng In an AmerIcan school.
Teacher askd hIm: "I have four apples. How can I dIvIde It among fIve chIldren?"
He answered:.."KIll One ChIld!".. ;->

Once during the tea break

Once durIng the tea break between IndIa and pakIstan match....
AfrIdI wanted bIscuIts wId hIs tea...
InspIte of askIng SachIn for the bIscuIts who was close by to the bIscuIts plate... He called Inzy who was standIn far away....
why so...?

socho.....

socho socho.........

coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-

Father to son after exam

Father to son after exam: "Let me see ur report card."

Son:"My frIend just borrowed It. He wants to scare hIs parents." :P

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