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Ek bar 1 autorickshawvala

Ek bar 1 autorIckshawvala no entry se ja raha hota haI......

paR phIr bhI use koI pakadta nahI haI!!!

puchu kyu???

kyunkI vo chal ke ja raha hota haI!!! ;->

Officer: Soldier, do

OffIcer: SoldIer, do
you have change for
a dollar?
SoldIer: Sure, buddy.
OffIcer: That''s no way to
address an offIcer! Now let''s try It agaIn.
SoldIer, do you have
change for a dollar?
SoldIer: No, SIR ;->

Man 2 Pathan :

Man 2 Pathan : Khan Jee Kal MaIne Aap Ko Phone KIa Par Aapne Uthaya NahI

Pathan: Kyun Uthata Ye Jo MaIne 3 Puraye De K Gana Lagwaya HaI
Wo Tera Baap Sune Ga . . . . ;->

A Fool Can Ask

A Fool Can Ask More QuestIons Than A WIse Man Can Answer. . .
So
There Is No Wonder That We Are Speechless DurIng The VIVA In PractIcals. . . ;->

Aaj Se 100 Saal Pehle

Aaj Se 100 Saal Pehle

Shaam K Waqt

1 Gaon MaIn

Theek 7 Baje

1 GalI MaIn

Kuch BhI NahI Hua Tha

Chalo Apna Kaam Karo Bohat Shauq Hy Msg Parhne Ka ;->

Two lions broke

Two lIons broke loose In the zoo and were eatIng a clown.
One lIon saId to the other …
''''Does thIs taste funny to you?'''' ;->

ye msg aik ghareeb

ye msg aIk ghareeb lerkI ka heI jIs k paas Is sakht sIrde me pehanne k lIye kapre nahI heIn,msg sabko bhej ker uskI help kareIn

name

malIka sherawat... ;->

1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat

1 TT PIstol KI Qeemat Tum KIa Jano Musharaf Babu . . .

Har Larke Ka Khwab Hota Hy 1 TT PIstol

Har Mard KI Shaan HotI Hy 1 TT PIstol

Aur

MobIle Cheen''ne K Kaam AatI Hy 1 TT PIstol ;->

Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...

EducatIon Is such a wonderful and precIous thIng...
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I wonder why It Is wasted on us... ;->

When Words r not enough,

When Words r not enough,
To express your feelIngs,
Dont thInk u r In love,
You just need to ..

JoIn

EnglIsh Course. . . ;->

Sunday mean

Sunday mean

S=Sote raho

U=Utho der se

N=Nachte raho

D=Dekhte raho TV

A=Aram hI Aram karo

Y=Yaad karo sIrf humaIn hII

So njoy ur SUNDAY ;->

Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.

Man:I''m lookIng for a book-How to control ur wIfe.

Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->

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