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After fInIsIng MBBS
Dr''Muna start hIs
practIce.


He checked 1st patIent
eyes, togue &ears by
torch& fInally saId,


Bole To ... Torch ek dum
theek haI.....-;>
UskI Nazar MerI Taraf ThI

MerI Nazr UskI Tarf ThI

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
ChahtI ThI

MaIn Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha


Dono Ise Uljan MeIn
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
It takes thousand workers 2 buIld a castle,
MIllIon soldIers 2 protect a country,
But just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let''s Thank...







KAAMWALI ;->
WHat WIll A Guy SIng After He Gets Propsal From A RIch GIrl . . . .












Agar Tum MIl Jao ''''Kamana Chorh Denge Hum'''' ;->
You Are Too Sexy . . .
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So Plz Stop LIvIng In WIsh Ful ThInkIngs . . . ;->
You Are Too Sexy . . .
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So Plz Stop LIvIng In WIsh Ful ThInkIngs . . . ;->
TIred Of Many GreetIngs That Comes
LIke

Good MOrnIng

Good After Noon

Good EvenIng

Good NIght

& So On

Now Here''s My SImple Fresh LIne

''''Can U SmIle 4 Me Once. . . ?'''' :)
I Love U


Yes I Love U



Sach MaIn


Please BeleIve Me Yaar



I Love U






Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn

''''Paagalo''n Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se HII Hota Hy'''' ;->
BehInd Every Man''s Success There''s A Woman

But

BehInd 16 Gal''s Success There''s a Man




ThIs Is What We See In The MovIe

''''CHAK DE INDIA'''' ;->
Patan ApnI GIrlfrend K Saath Date Par Gaya
Aur
AahIsta Se Bola
''''Mere DIl MaIn Ek Baat HaI Magar Kehte Huey Ghabrata Hoon. . . Tum Gussa KarogI ''''


GIrl: NahI KarungI, Ab Keh BhI Do


Pathan: Tumhare Paas NIswaar HaI . . . ;->
TIger KIlls Goat
HIppopotamus Saw It. . .
TIger Asks HIppo Not To Tell ThIs In Court.
HIppo Refuses. . .!
TIger Asks: Why ?


HIppo SaId:
Coz








''''HIPS DON''T LIE'''' ;->
Mere Sugar Se MIthay
MIlk Se Goray
Aasman Se Oonchay
Samandar Se Gehre
Baraf Se Thanday
Aag Se Garam



Aur



Sab Se Be-Sharam Dost

KabhI Tou Msg KIa Karo ;->