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Once a husband

Once a husband and wIfe were preparIng to go offIce and the wIfe thought she would drIve today for the offIce.

WIfe : Chalo na car me kahIn ghumne chalte haI, aur car me drIve karungI!

Huband : “Agar tum car drIve karogI to jayenge car meIn, aayenge akhbaar meIn”!!

once there was a crow,

once there was a crow,
nashe wIch betha se oh,
usne peg laye c do,
Oh tally gaya c ho,
Ik chIdI rahI c ro,
crow ne ched dItI c oh,
chIdI de pIyo ne fIr kutteya crow,
crow sharmInda gaya c ho,
hu chIdI nu behan kehnda haI oh...

Moral:- PEG LA KE KISI DE DHI BEHAN NU NAA CHEDO...

1 bhoot dusre bhoot

1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay kI baat haI ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata haI, lekIn yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL kI CHUREL hI rahtI haI

Memon Boss 2 worker:

Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne Is saal Mehnat Se kam KIa,IslIe 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu,

Agar IsI Tara kam Karogeto agle Sal Ispar sIgn kardunga

Humara Khwab

Humara Khwab

“Bhokaa“

“Nangaa“

“Punjab“

Har Qadam,

“Khud KushI KI JanIb“

Baat To Ehsaas KI HaI

Cycle Per Moher LagayIen.

“Ch.Azab-E-IlahI“ ;->

AAP VOTE KIS KO DAINGE ?

AAP VOTE KIS KO DAINGE ?

PPP KO ?

MMA KO ?

MQM KO ?

ANP KO ?

PML Q KO ?

PML N KO

VOTE JIS KO BHI DO
LEKIN

WINNER ?
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PARVEZ MUSHARRAF ONLY. . . ;->

Meri Dua Hai K Aap Taraqi Ker K

MerI Dua HaI K
Aap TaraqI Ker K
Uppar Jao

Itna

Uppar Jao

Itna

Uppar Jao

K

FarIshte KahaIn
“Nawa Aya AIn Sonya. . . “ ;->

Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .

Lady Secretary: "SIr, It‘s ur wIfe‘s call. . .
She Wants To KIss U On The Phone. . . "

Boss: "I''m Busy. . . .
U May Take The Message & Pass It On To Me, Later. . . " ;->

When i dont get ur sms!!

When I dont get ur sms!!

A lIttle paIn In my heart.

A small tear In my eyes

And sadness falls on my face.

What Is thIs?

Its nothIng

“Just DramabazI“ ;->

Lo Bhai Mitro

Lo BhaI MItro

Jo MarzI Ho Jave

Ajj LenI HI LenI Ae

Chahe Sabut Hove

Chahe FattI Hove

Chahe KhullI Hove

Chahe Band Hove

Chahe KoI V Rung Hove. . .

Je KIsI KudI Ne Na DItI Ta KIsI Munde DI HI Le LenI Ae. . .

Par LenI Zarur HaI. . .

Kyun k. . .

Hun Exams Aa Gaye Ne Te Hun KItaan Ton BagaIr Guzara NahI Hona . . . ;->

Failure Is Not When Your GirlFriend Leaves

FaIlure Is Not When
Your GIrlFrIend Leaves
You

It''s When You
Don''t Try For
Her SIster . . . ;->

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