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Allama Iqbal ApnI GIrlFrIend Ko KIs Trha Sms Kerte . . .

Ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere IntIzaar MaIn AankhaIn Nam Hyn


Ye Last SMS Hy Kyun K Balance Kam Hy . . . ;->
What Does PrIncess DIana & A Bottle Of French WIne Have In Common . . . ? ? ?






















They Both Came Frm France In a Wooden Box . . . ;->
In a pond there are 10 fIsh,
1 of them dIes,
And the water level of the pond
Increases. . . How?




ThInk








Can''t answer









I Tell U









The other 9 fIsh are cryIng ;->
How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?









By LAUGHING. . .










How. . . ? ? ?













B''coz






''''Hanste Hanste CUT jayen Raste'''' ;->
What''s The DIfference Between A Man JumpIng From 1st Floor And A Man JumpIng From 10th Floor . . . ???










Former Goes [HIT] ''''AAAAAAA''''
WhIle
The Later Goes ''''AAAAAAA'''' [HIT] ;->
Other Than BeIng FruIts. . ..

What''s Common Between An Apple & An Orange. . . ? ? ?































They Both Are Not Banana . . . ;->

True Luv Story

A MosquIto & Hen Fell In Love
WId Each Other
1 Day They KIssed Each Other

Hen DIed Of MalerIa
&
MosquIto DIed Of BIrd Flu


Moral :
Mohabbatan SachaIa’n . . . ;->
Honto''n Se Jo Chooo LIa





Ehsaas Ab Tak HaI





AankhaIn Nam HaIn





Aur Saanso''n MaIn Aag Ab Tak HaI





Aur Kyun Na Ho





KhaI BhI Tou ''''HARI MIRCHI'''' HaI ;->
Ek DIn Hum Un K Ghar Gaye







Wo Soye Huey Thay









Ek DIn Wo Humare Ghar Aaye






Hum Soye Huey Thay




Moral. . .
Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge . . . ;->
Three ways to catch a tIger:

1.NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tIger to catch you

and catch the tIger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tIger untIl It becomes tIred,

then catch It.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat It

untIl It accepts It''s a tIger!!!

FrIends ''''Ballons'''' KI Trha Hote Hyn
Ek Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye''n
Tou WapIs NahI Aate
Is LIye MaIn Sochta Hoon
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''''TumharI Hawa NIkal Ker
Apne Paas HII Rakh Loon'''' ;->
Plz Pass ThIs SMS
2 All Ur Frnd . . .






SahI Se ParhI Is Msg ko





A Person Whose
Contact # Is
0321 - _______

Urgently Need
3 Bottles Of



















PEPSI
WId
A Large PIzza . . . . ;->