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heIght of dehydratIon..
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a cow gIvIn mIlk powder...

HeIght of walkIng..

My granma when she was 65 used to go
for long wlaks,

now she Is 85 and 10 years back she
went for walk and has not returened yet

Once Laloo was coming

Once Laloo was comIng out of the AIrport. As there was a Huge
rush, the securIty guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for whIch Laloo
replIed "85 Kgs" and moved on...

Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon

MaIn Usay Yaad KartI Hoon
JIsay SoochtI Hoon
Woh Mughay Yaad Karta HaI
JIsay MaIn Sochty Hoon

MaIn KIsay Sochty Hoon
Yeh To Mughay BhI NahIn Pata

Darya-e-Ravi

Darya-e-RavI maIn panI ka level khatre k nIshaan se opper chala gaya haI, par tensIon kI koI baat nahI haI Army kI rescue team ne khatre ka nIshaan aur opper kardIa haI. I maIn panI ka level khatre k nIshaan se opper chala gaya haI, par tensIon kI koI baat nahI haI Army kI rescue team ne khatre ka nIshaan aur opper kardIa haI.

Once Hrithik is trying

Once HrIthIk Is tryIng to convInce PreIty ZInta about hIs love. She Is so adamant that she doesn''t care... FInally, HrIthIk gets a fan and starts and confesses hIs love... PreIty ZInta Is convInced and happy!

Batao kyun???

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Kyunke preIty kehtI haI... "Is baat ko agar tum zara ghuma phIra ke kehte, to achha hota!"

There is a ruler named

There Is a ruler named Aman SIngh who Is a playboy. He decIdes to have only women In hIs cIty and that too, under the name "ShantI DevI."

To bolo Aman SIngh ke cIty ka anthem kya haI?!

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Socho, socho!!

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-NahIn pata... arey zor daalo na!

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"yeh sheher haI AMAN ka... yahan kI fIza haI nIralI... yahan pe sab SHANTI SHANTI haI"

Achha koi ye bata

Achha koI ye bata sakta haI kya... kI IndIan currency yanI kI note par gandhI jI kI tasveer meIn gandhI jI hamesha muskurate hI kyu rehte haI???

KyukI agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.

Which is the only woman

WhIch Is the only woman to have crossed the seven seas on foot!!!

Socho, socho!!!

DIvya BhartI!

Saath samundar paar maIn tere peeche peeche aa gayI!

If Rakhi Sawant

If RakhI Sawant started actIng In Ekta Kapoor soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the name of the serIals ?

KyonkI Saas bhI KabhI Item GIrl Thee
KahIn KIssIng Roz
Kyaa Hoga MIka Kaa

Q) Which is the motion

Q) WhIch Is the motIon jIsse Insaan bahut khush ho jaata haI ??
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A) PRO MOTION

Q) Aisa kaunsa motion

Q) AIsa kaunsa motIon haI jIsse Insaan badaa uncomfortable ho jaata haI ??
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Naa.. Its not EMOTION
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A) LOOSE MOTION :))

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