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Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA

Prof: ChemIcal Symbol of BarIum?
Sardar: BA
Prof: and SodIum?
Sardar: NA

Prof: What wIll we gt If 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combIne?

Sardar: BANANA!

TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..

TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar lI.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karnI parrI..

farak batao....

STUDENT:Pehla parrha lIkha berozgar tha, Dusra SHADI-SHUDA tha . . . . ;->

Why has the government.

Why has the government. fIxed votIng age- 18 yrs & marrIage age- 21 yrs?

Govt.. ko ye pata haI kI desh sambhalna aasaan haI, lekIn bIwI nahI...!!!

2 ways 2 suicide.

2 ways 2 suIcIde.
1) QuIck death:
Take a BIG rope,
tIe It around ur neck & hang urself.
2) Slow death:
Take a SMALL rope, tIe It on a gIrl''s neck 2 marry.

ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

ek cheentI hotI haI.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote heIn..

ek dIn woh teen celebrItIes se mIltI haI..
aamIr khan..
shah rukh khan..
salman khan..

teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le letI..

call It.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C

par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhtI haI..
to sIrf ek AutogrAph hotA hAI sabhI par..

kyun??

kyunkI..

daAne daAne pAr lIkhA hAI.. khAn A waAle kA nAam.. !

How do you convert a BUS into a female ??

How do you convert a BUS Into a female ??
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Come late to the bus stop.. BUS MISS ho JaayegI... !

1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga

1admI bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachI aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
dosra bola wo q
pehla admI bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k bchon k drmyan wqfa zrorI hy ;->

Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQlI note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

aur kaha k "SURF" de do...

DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha :
Is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM kI "TOPI" hI nhI haI..

PATHAN ne kaha: TopI DHULNAY gaI huI haI IsIlIye to "SURF" mang raha hoon... ;->

RAM -yaar relince k har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai?

RAM -yaar relInce k har phone ke pIche 3G CDMA kyu lIkha hota haI?

SHYAM - Oye Itna bhI nahI malum 3 GujratI Chor DhIru MukeshbaI AnIl (ambanI).........;->

reshma ki jawani

reshma kI jawanI

reashma kI jawanI

reshma kI jawanI

ab hogaI haI puranI .........;->

roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani

roj khaaye channe aur pIya thanda thanda paanI

roj khaaye channe aur pIya thanda thanda paanI

roj khaaye channe aur pIya thanda thanda paanI

chota tha tabhI dekhne nahI mIlI koI mIl gaya...

ab dekhta hu meIn reshma kI jawanI...;->

adnam saami se

adnam saamI se InspIre ho kar, humne bhI wajan kam karne kI thaanI
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adnam saamI se InspIre ho kar, humne bhI wajan kam karne kI thaanI

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adnam saamI se InspIre ho kar, humne bhI wajan kam karne kI thaanI
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. after gettIng InspIred from, I also decIded to loose weIght
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adnam saamI se InspIre ho kar, humne bhI wajan kam karne kI thaanI
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roj khaaye channe aur pIya thanda thanda paanI...........;->

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