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hajam kerte kerte

hajam kerte kerte
hajam kerte kerte
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hajam kerte kerte
arey haan bhaI hajam kerte kerte

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hajam ker gae

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dusre dIn dekha tho kuch jyada hI wajan kam ker gae..........;->

o kiya kiya, kya

o kIya kIya, kya kIya, kya kIya re sanam

Arz kIya haIn
--o kIya kIya, kya kIya, kya kIya re sanam

wa bhaI wa

o kIya kIya, kya kIya, kya kIya re sanam
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Sbhe ka khana abhI nahI hua hajam ....;->

train se yaad aya...

traIn se yaad aya...

traIn se yaad aya...

[remembered from traIn...]

traIn se yaad aya...

o kIya kIya, kya kIya, kya kIya re sanam.....;->

Women are confusing…

Women are confusIng…
Before marrIage they expect a man, after marrIage they suspect a man, after he dIes they respect the man.

whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!

whAt Is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe IT..!

thInk..!
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.dOnt gIVe uO...U sTIll hAv A lOt Of t|me...!
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k...I''ll tell u...!

IT''s uR brAIn....tRyIng tO scrOll dOwn bUt nOt uSInG uR brAIn :->

DON K Fone ka Intazar

DON K Fone ka Intazar tu 11 Colleges kI LarkIyanm Kar RahI haIn.

Mager DON ka Fone Ana MushkIl he nahI NamumkInHa.

KIyn k DON K Pass tu

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Balance hI nahI hey :D

2 Saal palhay meri

2 Saal palhay merI gIrlfrIend ka bhaI sara dIn ghar per rehtay thay or us ka sath Date marna ImpossIble tha. Aj sub ATTA laynay lIne maIn kharay rehtay haIn AB MAZAY he MAZAY

GEO MUSHSRAF.

SAYING:

SAYING:
Early 2 bed early 2 rIse,
Makes a man healthy wealthy n wIse.

CURRENT:
Early 2 bed early 2 rIse,
Your gIrlfrIend wIll go wIth other guys.

Chandi ka ghora soney ki lagam

ChandI ka ghora soney kI lagam
Msg parhne walon ko mera salam
7up,SprIt peene walon kabhI paanI bhI pIya karo
Free k Msg parhne waly kabhI msg bhI kIya karo.

A man was driving

A man was drIvIng car zIgzag & rashly.
TraffIc cop caught hIm.
Man:sIr I am learnIng drIvIng.
Cop:wIthout Instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course haI bhaI.

Customer

Customer: ''I''ve been rIngIng 0800 2100 for two days and can''t get through to enquIrIes, can you help?''.
Operator: ''Where dId you get that number from, sIr?''.
Customer: ''It was on the door to the Travel Centre''.
Operator: ''SIr, they are our openIng hours''.

after making

after makIng saawarIya, wat change dId sanjay leela bhansalI''s lIfe go thru???

sOcho

cOme on ur close!!

yes!!
he Is nOw knOwn as sAnjAy NEELA bhAnsAlI!!

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