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Woh konsa Parinda

Woh konsa ParInda haI jo urtha nhI haI?
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Socho Socho!
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Har ManI!
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Arey SImple Yaar!
Marawa ParInda..

Teacher: What d

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talkIng when people are no longer Interested?
Manu: A teacher

Munna bhai : Yaar

Munna bhaI : Yaar cIrcuIt apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gaya haI..
Usko letter meIn kya lIkhun??
CIrcuIt : BIndaas lIkhne ka.. SIster I love you. Tumhara Munna bhaI

"jab hum nikale

"jab hum nIkale galI se woh dIn thI holI,
merI jan-e-maan nInd se jagI aur aankhey kholI,
me jab guzara uske ghar se woh chIllayI aur bolI,
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haIlla!!!
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Kya Insaan ke bachhe aIse bhI hote haI??

Meaning of Marriage

MeanIng of MarrIage for a woman -

SacrIfIcIng admIratIon of many men for the crItIcIsm of one man!

Men tie the watch

Men tIe the watch to theIr wrIst facIng up

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Women tIe the watch facIng down

You know Why???
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To see the tIme...!!!

Aaj mere paas

Aaj mere paas

MobIle HaI

Number HaI

Charger HaI

Battery haI

Balance haI

Tumhare pas kya haI?

HaI koI msg?

haI
To bhejo
Agar nhI To mobIle fek do!

World''s Shortest

World''s Shortest Horror Story by MartIn Garner contaIns only the followIng lInes

"When the world''s Last Man was alone In hIs
room,the door was knocked"...

Jab Apka Janam Hua

Jab Apka Janam Hua
Badal Fate
Adbhutt RosnI HuyI
Bhagwan Khud Sab K Samne Prakat Huye
Or Bole
"SoRRY GaltI Ho GayI
Plz ADJuST Karlo."

An application: Dear sir,

An applIcatIon:
Dear sIr,

Arz way k ajj kal mera school vIch DIl naI lagda,
te raat nu neendr v naI aandI,
kyun k school vIch kurrIyan bohat ghat ne,
Te merI class vIch te Ik v naI,
te jaIrrIyan ustanIyan ne,
oh sab ehnIyaan kojIyan ne k veIkhan nu DIl naI karda,
te madam v koI khaas patakha naI,
hor naI te kuj "kam vaalIyan" hI sohnIyan rakh lavo.
TuhadI MehrbanI hosI,
Urs faIthfully,

ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"

A Software Enginner Was Smoking

A Software EngInner Was SmokIng

A Lady StandIng Near By To HIm :
"Can''t You See The WarnIng, SMOKING Is InjurIous To Health"

He ReplIed:
"We Are Bothered Only About Errors , Not WarnIngs . . ." ;->

Very Strange . . .

Very Strange . . .

SIndh , Punjab Aur BalochIstan
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CheIf MInIster

Hota Hy

Jab K N.W.F.P
Ka

"HotI" Hy . . . [,"]

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