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Friends r like films,

FrIends r lIke fIlms, some r musIcal some r romantIc,
some r adventurous,
some r tragedy,
some comedy but very few r OSCAR WINNERS LIKE U . . . ;->

1 Pathan roti k

1 Pathan rotI k uppar rotI rakh k kha raha tha

B.V bolI: Khan saheb kIa hoa?

Pathan: TabIyat kharab haI
Doctor ne double
rotI khaney ko
bola haI. . . . ;->

How to make One

How to make One MIllIon Rupees In the Stock Market ???
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SImple..... Start wIth Two MIllIon !!!

mother in the doctors office.

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady whIle waItIng wIth hIs
mother
In the doctors offIce.
He InquIsItIvely asked the lady, "Why Is your stomach so bIg?"
She replIed, "I''m havIng a baby."
WIth bIg eyes, he asked, "Is the baby In your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure Is."
Then the lIttle boy, wIth a puzzled look, asked, "Is It a good baby?"
She saId, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
WIth an even more surprIsed and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why dId you eat hIm?"

HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST

HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST

8,848 metres. and 29.029 feet

what do u call something that is "fake"

what do u call somethIng that Is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos Its na-real

What is the meaning of PyaR think

What Is the meanIng of PyaR
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.The frnds sIttIng In BAR n say 2 each other P-YAAR

Shahrukh Khan kaunsa

Shahrukh Khan kaunsa ChemIcal haI ???

Ok.. the answer Is SodIum...

Bhool gaye...

He saId MaIn Hoon NA...
NA Is the chemIcal symbol for SodIum....

sholay mein abraham

Sholay meIn ABRAHAM LINCOLN ka double role tha.....
batao kaIse....????

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AmItabh Bachan''s bIased coIn....havIng two heads.....

This one is my first attempt.

ThIs one Is my fIrst attempt.

KIs crIcketer kI wIfe ka naam sunte hee,everyone starts laughIng?

Its Mr.RashId latIf

how?

Coz hIs wIfes name would be Mrs.LatIfa

In tough times u''ll

In tough tImes u''ll always fInd 2 hands
Eagerly waItIng to help u
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Those hands wIll be at the end of ur own arms . . . . :p

BelIevE IN YourselF . . . <-:

RealiTy if u tell a m

RealITy
If u tell a man there r 300 bIllIon stars In d unIverse, he''ll belIeve u.Bt If u tell hIm a park bench has jst been paInted, he has 2 touch It 2 b sure.

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