Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room sIze
Man:Do you take chIldren?
Clerk:No, sIr,only cash and credIt cards
"The Rate Of Change
Of IntensIty Of Love Of
A GIrl Towards Boy
Is DIrectly PropotIonal
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
DIrectIon Of ThIs
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->
AcordIng 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thIng they notIce
abt a woman Is theIr
eyes
&
Women say
d 1st thIng they notIce
abt men Is
aThey r bunch of lIars ;)
