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Do You Know

Ques: Do You Know
WhIch AnImal Has Good
Manner?

Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
PermIssIon Before
ComIng InsIde
''MaIauon''

Ek Khan Sahb Sey

Ek Khan Sahb Sey KoI Puchta Hey K "TIme Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Khan: Baj Kr 10 mInt
FIr Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mInt
FIr Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mInt

Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: KaIsey Bta0n Merey GharI MeIn Ghantey KI S0en Hey NhI Hey ;->;-)

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?

Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote HaI

l:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai

GIrl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy ShadI KrnI HaI To Tmhe Hr Hafte MumI Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,

Papa KI Car Me 10lItre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN AmI Abu Ko Salam Kehna

The sun makes Moon shine.

The sun makes Moon shIne.
ElectrIcIty Makes Bulbs shIne.
Wax makes Candle shIne.

But what makes you shIne......

Dekhene Do Apne Chere

Dekhene Do Apne Chere Ko Jee Bhar Ke HamaIn
FARAZ.......

Muddat HuwI HaI In Aanhkon Ne KoI BEGHARAT NaI Dehka....

Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

Ankho maI kuch namI thI,

mujh maI shayad vItamIn kI kamI thI,

jIs se sarI raat phone pe bat kI,

wo kambakhat merI mehboba kI ammI thI... =P ;->

Ye Jo Chappal Main

Ye Jo Chappal MaIn Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda KI Deen HaI Mere BhaI
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ussI k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->

Mumbai attacks ka

MumbaI attacks kay baad PakIstan ney bhI IndIa ko apnI MOST WANTED LIST bhej dI haI......
SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF

PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA

BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID
KAPOOR... =P ;->

Baap Betay K Skool Se

Baap Betay K Skool Se WapIs Aya Aur Bola
Beta School Se ShIkayet I HaI

Betay Ne Kaha
''KonsI ShIkayet Papa ,MeIn Toh MahInay Sy School NaI Ja Rha..

Aap ko 1 word send kia hai..

Aap ko 1 word send kIa haI..

JIse aap aage se Parho ya pIchhe se,

aap ko mera hI naam dIkhaI dega..

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"ABBA"

Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:

Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:

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Bh00tn¡ K,
Pehle INsaN T0 Banja..
Ph¡r S0ch¡y0 Kam¡yab H0ne Ka... ;->

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