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Some Of The Unrefusable

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.
Today We Have BIgger Houses But Small FamIlIes,
More Degrees But Less Common Sense,
Advanced MedIcInes But Poor Health,
Touched Moon But No Contact WIth Our NeIghbours,
HIgh Income But Less Peace Of MInd,

Free Sms''s But No IntentIon To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Buhot Ache

Buhot Ache

Wah

Kya Baat HaI

Buhot Aala

Gr8 Yaar

Zabardast

Daad DenI ParegI

BrIllIant

DIl Khush KardIya

La Jawab

Khubsoorat

BarI HImmat HaI

Kamal HaI

AmazIng

Shabash

Herat HaI

KhushI BhI

Yaqeen NahI Aata

Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh KaIse Lete Ho.. :P ;->

Ek Chota Bacha

Ek Chota Bacha Bohat DaIr Se Ro Raha Tha.
UskI Maa Ne Pocha
Mele Laal Ko Ka ChahIye?
Tofee
BIshkIt
Ya
Doodh..?

Bacha:
Bash Ek NaI GIRLFLEND
Khubsurat ShI :->

Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga

Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .

Pathan Student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou ItnI Mehnat Karta HaI

Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->

Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...

AIk Intahaee EducatIonal ShaIr Arz HaI...

Honthon Pe HaI LIpstIck Aur NaIna Kajal Se LaIs,

NeutralIzatIon Is The ReactIon Of AcId WIth Base... =P ;->

Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie

Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan KI MovIe

RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson MIla?

Student-Ummeed Mat Haro

ShadI K Bhad B LadkI Pat SaktI HaI.

Teacher: "Sam, You

Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"

Sam: "Its A FamIly
TradItIon "

Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"

Sam: "SIr, My Grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"

Teacher: "What About
Your Mother?"

Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->

Mathematician

MathematIcIan
MarrIes A GIrl
After MarrIage She
Asks HIm: How Do I
Look ?

MathematIcIan:
Tan C / SIn C =
SIn C / Cos C . SIn C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->

Its Easier

Its EasIer
To Be A Lover
Than
A Husband
For The SImple Reason
That
It Is More DIffIcult To Be
WItty Everyday
Than To Say
Pretty ThIng From
TIme To TIme... ;->

Do Not Walk Behind Me

Do Not Walk BehInd Me

For I may Not Lead

Bo Not Walk Ahead
Of Me

For I may Not Follow

Do Not Walk BesIde Me,
EIther,

Just Leave Me Alone
DammIt ... ;->

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow haI?
.
.
.
Guess? KaIse
.
.
kyu kI… usay
.
.
HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact

VIjay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of hIs death before 1 month...
Das:How Is It???
VIjay:Judge told hIm the
date one month before...!!!

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