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parho ge., lIkho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...

ChorI karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...

(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~

LarkI us AashIq ko to Maf kr DaItI hy jo Mooka se Galt FaIda uthae,

Mgr,

Usko Maf NhI krtI jo Moka se FaIda hI Na uthae..
(Mohtarma SherI Rehman)

Ab terey sath

Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon pIyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUntI kI to ChohtI hogayeee..

Santa: Tum guitar

Santa: Tum guItar bahot acha bajate ho!
Me bahar khada sun raha tha
Banta: MaI kahan baja raha tha?
MaI to uske upar se dhul jhad raha tha

Ek Aurat

Ek Aurat
MahIr-e-NafsIyat k Pas
GaI Aur Kehne LagI:
"Me Apne Chote Bete
KI Waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, Wo MIttI
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Khata Hy"

Doctor:"FIkr KI Baat
NhI, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud HI Adat Chooth
JayegI"

Aurat:"Dr. KoI ForI Elaaj
Bataye''n Wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono BIwIa''n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n
GI " ;->

Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya

Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Tou Sochny Laga k Aaj
KIa Khaas Kaam Krna
Thaa
Soch Soch Ker
Subha 5 Bajey Yaad
Aaya !

"Oye Kocha Aaj Tou
JaldI Sona Tha " ;->

I Am The Most

I
Am
The
Most
OutstandIng
Student Of
My
Class ...

Because ,

I
Always
Stand
OutsIde
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standIng Students]

Memon Apne Bache

Memon Apne Bache
Ko mar Rha Tha
Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
Mar Rahe ho
Memon Ye ToIlet Jana
Chahta H
Dost-Tou KIa Hua, Jne
Do
Memon-NhI, Isy Phr
Bhool :age GI ;->

An ECONOMIST

An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon WIth
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
BeautIfully On The
Dead And Tortures
LIvIng ... ;->

Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria

Teacher: Draw A
DIagram Of BacterIa

Pappu: Here It Is SIr

Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
AnythIng

Pappu: SIr, Can You
See BacterIa WIthout
MIcroscope ... ;->

Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria

Teacher: Draw A
DIagram Of BacterIa

Pappu: Here It Is SIr

Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
AnythIng

Pappu: SIr, Can You
See BacterIa WIthout
MIcroscope ... ;->

When I waz a kid my

When I waz a kId my
mom told that angels
lIve In heaven ...

Now I know that It Is
not true

B''coz If angels lIve In
heaven

Why am I here ... ;)

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