I SMS Messages26216 messages

Agar Me Tmhary Walid

Ustad : Agar Me Tmhary WalId Ko Rs 5000 Dun
Un Ko 2000 KI Zarurat Ho To
KItne Wapas MIl Jange?

Student :1 B NhI
Ustd : HIsab NhI Janty
Student : Ap Mere Baap Ko NahI Jante..

Ghareeb Aadmi Aik Kaam

Ghareeb AadmI AIk Kaam DIl Khol Ke Karta HaI Socho KIa?
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
3 Rupay May 500 Sms ... =P ;->

Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies... .

WhIsky, Beer & CIgarettes Are A Person''s Worst EnemIes...
.
.
.
.
Rn''t They...?
.
.
.
.
.
.
But The Man Who Run Away 4rm HIs Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->

Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

QuestIon: Mard zIyada sharIf hote haIn ya AurateIn?

A: Mere khayal MeI Mard zIyada sharIf hote haIn, kyun k Mardo MeI
Umar SharIf,

Nawaz SharIf,
Shehbaz SharIf,
haIn.
Jab k Aurton MeI sIrf 1 Babra SharIf hI haI or wo kItnI sharIf ha ye ham sab janty haIn

Attention It''s Very Important Msg

AttentIon

It''s Very Important Msg

Allah Ka Shukar SrIlankn Team Par KarachI Me
Hamla NahaI Hoa Warna
Dabal SawarI Par Qayamat
Tak PabandI Lag JatI... ;->

Modern Dictionary:

Modern DIctIonary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad HaIn.

*TalIb-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten KhIrkI Pe DaltI HaIn.

*KItab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka ZarIa.

*DIl:Bgher OperatIon K B KsI Ko Dye Jaskte HaIn.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*UnIversIty: Lover Se MIlne KI Jagah... =P ;->

Paper mei is Liye Mere

Paper meI Is LIye Mere 100 Number Aaye haIn pAppu...

LIkh k Aaya tha...
" HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF " =P ;->

Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Paro Ne Kaha MobIlInk Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

AIk Waqt Aye Ga Jab Sab KahaIn Ge Dev Babo,

Ptcl Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo... ;->

Aaj ka sawal Prime Minister Gillani sy...

Aaj ka sawal PrIme MInIster GIllanI sy...

SrInlankan team hamly meI koon Involve haI..?
A. IndIa
B. TalIban
C. AmerIca
D. ZrdarI sy poch kar bataon ga..

GILANI.. D. ZardarI sy puch kar bataon ga... =P ;->

Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei

MaIn To Phoolon WalI RazaaeI Le Kar So Raha Tha "PAppu" , , ,

Kambakhat, KoI Raat MeIn Phoolon Ko PaanI De Geya... =P ;->

Bas Bohat Hua

Bas Bohat Hua

Bura Lage Tou Sorry
Me Ne Neeche Saaf
Saaf LIkh DIa Hy ...

"SAAF SAAF" ;->

Ya ALLAH YA REHMAN YA RAHEEM

Ya ALLAH
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM

Daro Mat

KIsI Ko Frwrd NhI
Krna !!

Khud HI Parh Lo
PAAPI INSAAN ... ;->

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

I SMS Messages26216 messages

Search SMS Messages