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One fIne day Meera was walkIng by the rIver
and suddenly saw a crocodIle,

she screamed...

" O MY Gaad, LACOSTE " ;->

no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars

No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfIelds,

It cannot overtake a beautIful gIrl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!

Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:

Larky Waley LarkI Dekhne Gaye:

Larky ne LarkI se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata haI?

LarkI: NahI Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata haI. :-)

open many doors for him

There are 2 words In a person''s lIfe
that wIll open many doors for hIm..

Push and Pull

y do we have to learn dis?

In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dIs?
Teachr:To save lIves
Stdnt:How does math save lIves?
Teachr:It keeps IdIots lIke u out of medIcal college!

y do we have to learn dis?

In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dIs?
Teachr:To save lIves
Stdnt:How does math save lIves?
Teachr:It keeps IdIots lIke u out of medIcal college!

Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano..

PakIstanIo k karname tum kIa jano...

"papPu"

Ye tou catch chorne kI bhI HAT-TRICK karte haIn... ;->

PaKI RocKs. . . B-)

altaf hussains political can be destroyed

How Altaf hUssaIn''s PolItIcal Can Be Destroyed?
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Don''t pIck uP The Phone.

khaansi ka elaaj

KhaansI Ka Elaaj

Balghum NIkaley Bagher NahI Ho sakta

Balghum Se NIjaat k LIye

Subha Shaam

7 Baar

Khyber

Pukkhtoon Khwaaah

Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah

Bole''n

Balghum NIkla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)

khaansi ka elaaj

KhaansI Ka Elaaj

Balghum NIkaley Bagher NahI Ho sakta

Balghum Se NIjaat k LIye

Subha Shaam

7 Baar

Khyber

Pukkhtoon Khwaaah

Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah

Bole''n

Balghum NIkla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)

height of shame

HeIght of shame :

A gIrl wIth her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bIke stops and says: chaltI haI kya ??

GIrl replIes
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Papa meIn hoon.

Luv never dies..

Luv never dIes..
It remaIns forever
&
forever
&
forever
&
forever..
Only partner changes.. ;-)
So keep lovIng d latest one ;-)

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