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2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy

2 TwIns Apny Kamry MaI Bethy Thy.

1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,

2nd Udaas Kony MaI betha Tha.

Baap: Tum Itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?

Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar IsI ko Nehla DIya. :-)

Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

Mummy Dady and Baby sIttIng Together,

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Q?

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Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,

ZONG k BaghaIr BhI Baat Kar Saken. :-)

Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

Mummy Dady and Baby sIttIng Together,

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Q?

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Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,

ZONG k BaghaIr BhI Baat Kar Saken. :-)

Definition of High Heels:

The Most Wacky DefInItIon of HIgh Heels:

A DevIce Invented for Short HeIght Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly BeIng KIssed
On the Forehead. :-)

my Wife Recently has Lost her voic

Man: Doctor my WIfe Recently has Lost her voIce.

What should I do to help her to Get It back?

Doctor: Try to come home at 3 In the MornIng.

"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo

ImpressIve quote..

"ZrurI nahI k agr aap kI shakal yateemo
jaIsI haI to aap ko accha rIshta nahI mIl skta"

SHOAIB MALIK

an ailing grandmother

An aIlIng grandmother Is talkIng to her favourIte granddaughter.

"DorI,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the tIme for me to leave Is near.
I want u to InherIt my farm,
IncludIn the barn,the vIlla,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the lIvestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I dIdnt know u even HAD a farm.
where Is It?"
grandma replIed,
"You can fInd It on my Facebook account.
Just clIck on FarmvIl after logIn In
password: just4dorI.. =P ;->

MAiN Aaj TuMhE buhAt bArA RAAZ Likh k BhAij rAhA huN..

MAIN Aaj TuMhE buhAt bArA RAAZ LIkh k BhAIj rAhA huN..

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New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

New Student RemIx Of AmplIfIer:

KaAlIyan barIyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 dI lIkhaan,
Teacher de saamne me naI rukda,
Em a nIght wrIter,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we kI hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
NI paper sada le ja nI jattIye,
NI dur Isey le ja we arIye,
NI teacher tu merI, merI, MeIn tera student dent.

A sweet demand by a kid.

A sweet demand by a kId.

He was beaten up by hIs mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kId saId I cant adjust wIth ur wIfe anymore,

I want my own

IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kItney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kIsI gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate

Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..

Raat k 2 baje bajI ghar kI bell..
Raat k 2 baje bajI ghar kI bell..

MaIne gate khola,
ChowkIdaar bola..

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All Iz well..

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