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1 pagal dusre pagal se (maIyusI k sath):

Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte haIn?

Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo kI lassI pI....!:p

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraId to fIght..

Some joIn PakIstan army, others get marrIed ... ;->

=PUre NeWz =



1 Chohay Ne AIk Pora SuIt Kutr K Kha LIa Magr Wo pHr bHI Bhok Se Mar gYa,



Q k





Wo sUIt



MaLIka Sharwat

Ka tha...>>!


Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kIa..
kIsI ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kIa haI?
pathan ny jawab dIya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

Dost tere bager Ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dIl men ek hasrat lIye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhI tere lIye bIryanI chor
jaonga... ;->

Mulk e azIz kI salamtI k lIye student ko
1 hafta kya?
AIk saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b Is qurbanI k lIye hum tayyar haIn
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.

TIckt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half naI pora hoga,
Iske umer 12 se zeada haI"

fadr angrly; "Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte haI? 12 sal tou mere shadI ko hue haIn"

t.C; "me yahan tIcket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne naI..." =P ;->

New scheme of school and college holIdays

Summer vacatIons



EId holIdays



WInter holIdays


And neW season of holIdays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)

Abba ne betI ko Date marty hue pakar lIa.

Bap betI se:Tumne khandan kI Izzat pr daag laga dIa.

BetI muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.

DunIya kI wo konsI Company Jo duaon
pe nahI balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahI haI?



JI haan aapne bIlkul shI
gues kIya


Ye aIzaz sIrf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasIl haI. ;->


DIl LagI K LIye College Ka Chakar He Mar LIya Karty Thy

"pApPu"



















Bomb Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela BhI Band Karwa DIya... =P ;->


when we throw a ball In the aIr why does It come down?
no PhysIcs answers
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?
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?
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bcoz no one Is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)