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the news 14 aug 2020

THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

HeadlIne News
PM BILAWAL meet PresIdnt ZARDARI

PresIdent ZARDARI vIsIt neIghbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses CrIcket serIes agaInst CANADA

IMRAN khan Is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anIvrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA stIll WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play In nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

marez doctor se

Marez doctor se:
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 kI dawa
le rha hu pr koI faIda nh hua.
Doctor:KoI bat nh kal se me
tmhy Rs.40 kI dawa duga Rs.10 ka faIda hoga ;->

agar main tumse juda ho jao

GIrlfrnd-Agr maIn tumse juda ho jao''n tou tmhe''N kc taklIf hogI?

Pathan:wesI taklef hogI jc naak ka choha naak meI sookh jaye usko nIkalta waqt hotI hy =P ;)

nothing ka kiya matlb hai?

Pathan : NothIng ka kIya matlb haI?

Frnd : kuch nahI

Pathan : o yaraa aesa naI hota
yar jb b koI word banta haI
toh us ka koI matlb b hota haI :-)}

barasti barish me

Kesa lgta hy?

BarastI barIsh me

Hawa k jhonko''n k sang

KhamoshI se
Chalty huey

KoI apka hath thaam k

Hauley se keh
de

"Ae sweater landay da paya ae? =P ;)

aaj kal molvi b 2 qism k ho gaye hain

Aaj kal MolvI b 2 QIsm k ho gaye haIn.

1 Banda Bus me 1 MolvI ko deIkh kr darty darty pochta hy,

"MolvI sab,
ap Darood waalay MolvI ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)

o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

Pathan; o yaara ye bkra kItne ka haI ?

admI : 28000 ka

pthan heran ho kr

camery wala ha.. :p ;->

ajab prem ki ghazab kahani

Once A pIg fell In luv wIth a chIcken & they both kIssed each other.
Nxt day
PIg dIed of bIrd flu & chIcken dIed of swIne flu

AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)

really smart one

Really SmArt One

I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....

But

I Surely Do Respect TheIr ChoIce... =P ;)

sabaq phir parh0 sadaqat

Teacher:
sabaq phIr parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka

pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhI or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhI parhen.

qarz e hasna kisay kehte hain

Teacher:

"Qarz-e-Hasna kIsay kehte haIn"?

Pathan:

"Jab Qarz denay wala paIse wapIs mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!

ek pathan mobile company

Ek Pathan MobIle Company MaIn Job K LIye Gaya:

1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga DIya Gaya.

Ques: WhIch Is The Most Popular Network.

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Pathan: Al-QuaIda. :-)

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