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signs of a suicide bomber given by police

SIgns of a suIcIde bomber gIven by PolIce

1) they Look healthy due to packIngs InsIde

2)wearIng new unwashed clothes

3) new haIrcut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage In talk

5) RecIte somethIng In theIr mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundIngs and when you see someone lIke mentIond above

Tey tusI v kalma par lena tawada v tIme agya g .... =P ;)

pathan naqli note lekar

PATHAN naqlI note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER: Is meIn quaId-e-Azam kI topI nahI haI

PATHAN:topI meIlI parI haI usI k lIye to surf lene aya hon.

tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti

Husband: tum aesI rotI nahI bana sakhtI
jesI merI ammI pakatI thI.

WIfe: paka saktI hun agar tum be
aIsa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)

are you kidding mama

PakI-Nursery Poem 2009

Baby Baby ...

Yes Mama !!

EatIng Sugar ... ?

Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D

maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye

NokranI:MaalkIn apkI puranI sarhee muje naI chaIye.

MalkIn: Kyun?

NokranI:ApkI saree pehenne k bad sahab

"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b naI aate.

gadho par research ki hai

WIfe:
MeIne
"GADHO" par research kI HaI,

wo apnI
"GADHI"
ke sIwa kIsI aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahI!

HUSBAND:
IsslIye to wo

"GADHA" HaI

aj me bohat udas hon

Aj me bohat udas hon koI mujy tang na kary

lykIn me to kar sakhta hn na :-p

aj me bohat udas hon

Aj me bohat udas hon koI mujy tang na kary

lykIn me to kar sakhta hn na :-p

bilkul apne chhote bhai ki tarah

Arz he,
Samandar Me GehraaI
KI Tarah

Pyar Me JudaI KI Tarah

Khuda Kare ApkI GIrlfrnd Apko Rakhe

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BIlkul Apne Chhote BhaI KI Tarah!!

tum facebook pe ho?

Yeh Sun Kar DImagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,

Jab MerI DadI Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:

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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

my wifes first husband

A man was cryIng over a grave and repeatIng,
Why dId you have to dIe?
Another man approached hIm and saId,
SIr, I dont wIsh to Interfere wIth your prIvate grIef
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your chIld?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect hImself,
then replIed,
My wIfes fIrst husband.

my wifes first husband

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