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ary phIr parhy ja rahy hooo
ary kaha na nahIn parhna

acha chalo parh lo may be
I ll be the 1st one to say
!~!~ Very Very
*..**Happy EId MuBaRaK *..**
WIshIng u happy EId,
soft as sIlk,
whIte as mIlk,
sweet as honey,
full of money
and
bublI as u
Many are the wIshes
that are beIng sent your way,

but the Is a specIal one
for a very happy EId Day

LIke the colour of sIlver,
In the nIght sky,
the new moon rIses,
the holy month has past,
the fastIng Is over,
tomorrow Is the great feast of EId-ul-FItr.

We wIll eat spIcy chIcken,
and mouthwaterIng pakoras,
I’ll call my neIghbours,
and frIends on the street,
may the peace of Allah,
and joy of EId,
be wIth everyone.
The bunch of
*FLOWERS*
Is beIng specIally
delIvered to you
&
Your famIly.
Just to say….

“EID MUBARAK”
HaPpY EId MubarIK

I know Its too early...
but l have hundreds of boys and prety gIrls to wIsh...
So I decIded to fInIsh off Uncles & AuntIes fIrst!
Ye Kya HaI EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : DIvIde Expenses.

BusInessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : DIscount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: EIk Or
I : I
D : DAte
"BTFHOEFBNGOA"

Ooper DIye Huye Words MaIn Se

O, B, F

Delete Kar Den.

Aur HasIl Karen, EIk Khoobsorat EId GIft. :-)
Perfume:
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Watch:
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I Hope K AIsI Shandar EIdI Mere Alawa Aur KoI NahI Bhej Sakta. :-)
Aey EId k Chaand !

Kyun krta hy tu hum ko pareshan?

Tujhy dekhny k lIye bechaIn hyn Hum aur MuftI Muneeb-ur-Rehman

Tujhy dekh nahI paatey poorey PakIstan k Insan

Magar kahan se dhoond lete hyn tujhy Sarhad k kuch Pathan? =P ;)
Dabby meI dabba, dabby meI aata,
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EId wellc0me ramzan tata... ;->
Udhar se chand tum dekho

Idhar se chand hum dekhen

nIgahon ka tasadum ho


dono kI EID ho jay!