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Wo ankh bohat payari thi jo hum ne us ko mari thi
Wo joti bohat bahri thi jo us ne hume mari thi
Hum to muft main e pit gaye Ghalib
Hamain to ankhon ki bimari thi.
Teacher to Sardar : Which is the most confusing day in america?
Sardar: Thinking....... and answere Fathers day!
PaTHaN 2 SaRDaR: O! YaRa TUMHaR SHUKRIYa KE TUM LO IS DUNIYa MIa aYa......
SaRDaR: OEE WOH KU PaJI.....
PaTHaN: O! YaRa aGaR TUM IS DUNIYa MaI NaHI HOTa Na TO SaRa LaTIFa HaMaRE OPER BaNTa
Sardar To another Sardar:
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. . .
She's Eighty Now,
and
we don't know where the hell she is.
Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai
On This auspicious Occasion,
I Wish The Color, Bliss and Beauty
Of This Festival
Be With You Throught The Year!
Happy Dasara

abhi kuch dair baqi hai…!!
Khizan k beet janay main,
Guloun k Muskuranay main,
Khushi k geet ganay mein,
Baharon k zamanay main,
... ... abhi kuch dair baqi hai..!
Main tum ko bhool jaonga..!
Na tum ko Yaad aaonga..!
Main tum se dour reh k bhi,
Tumhain jee ker dikhaonga..!
Tumhain maloom hay laikin,
Yeh sub main kar na paaonga,
K tum ko bhool janay main,
abhi kuch dair baqi hay..!
bray zalim han tray gali k bachay

fraz

kutay pechay lga kr kehtay han

race sanso ki

race darkan ki.
"Door sai dekha to kitaben pari thin
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qareeb janay ka to sawal hi paida nae hota :P"
Wabasta Meri Yad say Kuch Talkhian Bhi Thi..
acha Kiya Jo Mujh Ko Faramosh Kar Diya..!
Us Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya

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Phir Lgaya Bread Pe aur fatafat Kha liya.

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Moral: Sare aaSHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty.. :p :D
Kamal Ka Shaks Tha Jiss Ney, Meri Zindgi Tabah Kar Di
Raaz Ki Baat Tu Ye Hai Key, Dil Us Se Khafa ab Bhi Nahi..