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a boy & girl was on a bike at 80
km/hr speed.
girl said plzz slow down
boy-DO U LOVE ME.
she said I LOUVE YOU.NOW SLOW DOWN.
he said hug me .girl huged
him & said now slow down
he said take off my
helmet & wear it on ur head.
she did so .
next day the boy died n the girl got minor damage
the boy knew that his bike brake failed so he wanted to save the girl
n wanted her to give him the last hug of his life. :(
She wanted to leave-
She left...

I had to loose-
I lost...

The difference is,

She just Lost a Moment of Life...
&
In that Moment
I Lost
My Whole Life...!
is raat ki tanhaiyo k
sb rang badal gye hain,
chand nikla hai waise hi
andhere badal gye hain,
jin k bharosey thi khushiyan
vo loog badal gye hain,
manzelein tu ab bhi vohi hai
kuch rasety badal gye hain,
jis pey kya tha bharosa hum ne
vo dost bichar gya hai,
dekhey thay jo kbhi hum ne
vo khwab badal gye hain,
jo baney thay kabhi humsafar
aj wo he mukar gye hain,
is totey hoye dil k sarey
jazbat badl gye hain,
na badley kabhi HUm
na badley kabhi humhare khyalat
BUS
rona hai yahi
KUCH LOOG BaDaL GYE HaIn
Jab se aapko dekha hai,

yaqin karo

Raat

Din

Subha

Sham

Sotay

Jagtay

Khaty

Petay

Uth'tay

BEth'tay

aatay

jaatay

Meri to HaNSI hi nhi rukti.
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
1 aisa sawal jo apko aag laga dega.
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aaP HaMaRI CaRKaRDiGI SE KHUSH TO HaIN Na.....??

From
KESC
Pathan office se ghar aa raha tha k Rasty me
kisi ne bataya k
Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi me dance kar rahi hy.

Pathan ghar aya or darwaze pe danda le k khara ho gya
8 bajy, 10 baje, 11 bajy 12 baje
rat k 3 baj gaye
lekin Biwi nahi aai

4 bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k
mary to abi shaadi hi nahi hui.
Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata

admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)
Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se door chalna chahiye tha!

Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai Main to park mei leta hua tha!:
Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..
Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUa"
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Ya aLLaH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))
a famous Russian quote:

“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, both are extremly dangerous”

it’s true!

see crying Veena Malik;’(



smiling Zardari:)