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Mubarak Ho Yaar Tujhe. . .

Mazay Kar Mazay. . .

Khush Hai Han. . .

Hoga He Yaar. . .

Eik Din aur Jo Mil Gaya Tujhe azadi Ka. . . ;->
To Be Great
Is To Be Misunderstood ...
and
I m always Misunderstood
Therefore
I m Great ... =P ;)


~atTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~
a woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost a Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)
NEWS

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MErE MobiLE mE KhudKash BoMB hamLa hua hy..
12 sMs Moke pEr janbahak,
25 ShadEEd ZakhMi,
50 sMs La pata,
Or..
8 sMs nE INboX mE dam tOr dia.. =P ;->
Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.

Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,
fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga

"Pa DE Pa DE a V CaSE MERE UTTaY Pa DE"
Gharaylo Totky

1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr
2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega

3-agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar phansi lga lain agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga

4-agr ap k bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy.
Judge mulzim se:kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha?
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Mulzim:janab 2 dafa koshsh kr chuka hn magar slakhen bht moti thi me kamyab nai ho ska:-D
Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy
Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy,

Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan achay Dhultay hain:-)
Lrka lrki se:jan mjy tmhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nzara nzr ata ha

Larky ka dost bola:
zra dkh k btao mri bhens kahan ha:-D
Govt ne pehle..
Oil..k rates berha dyay, phir
aata..phir
Chawal..phir
Cheeni..phir
Sabzi..phir
kuch na mila tou time me 1 hour barha dia..
ab govt k pas kuch barhanay ko nai raha to
To...
To...
To...
Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia :)
Plz,,,
HELP My Frnd....
Gul Khan
Gul khan boht pareshan hai...

Kya koi usay bta sakta he k ramzan ki jhandia kaha milti han ?
B4 u speak.
(listen)

B4 u pray..
(forgive)

B4 u quit..
(try)

B4 U hate..
(love)













B4 u die.
(apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)