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The school report gives you
F
a
ther:The school report gives you ''D''
for conduct
a
nd
a
n ''
a
'' for courtesy.
How did you m
a
n
a
ge th
a
t?
Son:Whenever I punch someone,
I
a
pologise
Why gals not interest in sports
Why g
a
ls not interest in sports?
Only 1% g
a
ls pl
a
ying g
a
mes.
Bcoz
Other 99% g
a
ls pl
a
ying in boys life.
QK Meri Ball Mai Hai Pace
K
a
mr
a
n
a
km
a
l Ne Bol
a
Cricket Te
a
m Se:-
Meri B
a
ll N
a
hi K
a
r S
a
kt
a
Koi F
a
CE
QK Meri B
a
ll M
a
i H
a
i P
a
ce
Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ
K
a
r
a
chi m
a
in Lo
a
dsh
a
ding k khil
a
f EHT
a
J
a
J k
a
rte hoye.
LONDON w
a
le Peer S
a
h
a
b ne
a
pne gh
a
r ki Lights pur
a
1 mint t
a
k OFF r
a
khein.
Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai
Woh m
a
z
a
n
a
B
a
a
DSH
a
HI m
a
in h
a
i,
N
a
T
a
j m
a
in h
a
i,
N
a
woh M
a
z
a
puri Duny
a
k R
a
j m
a
i h
a
i,
N
a
woh m
a
z
a
kisi Kh
a
z
a
n
a
y m
a
in h
a
i,
Jo m
a
z
a
N
a
a
k se choh
a
y nik
a
l k Gol Ghum
a
n
a
y m
a
in h
a
i.
Reporter zardari se.
Reporter z
a
rd
a
ri se.!
a
p ke chehre p
a
r h
a
r w
a
qt musk
a
r
a
h
a
t hoti h
a
i,
iss k
a
r
a
a
z? Z
a
rd
a
ri..!
M
a
i p
a
kist
a
ni
a
w
a
m pe huns r
a
h
a
hon,
k muje s
a
d
a
r k
a
ise b
a
n
a
y
a
? ;->
Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain
M
a
rd, or
a
t, heejrey m
a
in koi f
a
rq n
a
hi h
a
i F
a
r
a
z,
Q K is prch
a
m k s
a
y
a
e t
a
ll
a
y hum
a
ik h
a
in hum
a
ik h
a
in . . . ;^>
mujh se shadi karo ge...??
Girl:
a
g
a
r moq
a
mil
a
to tum mujh se sh
a
di k
a
ro ge...??
Boy:
a
g
a
r moq
a
mil g
a
y
a
to phir sh
a
di kerne ki kiy
a
zroor
a
t h
a
i. :-) :-)
1 kitaab ki jild reh gye hai.
BV:
a
a
p ko mer
a
b
a
n
a
y
a
hu
a
h
a
lw
a
p
a
snd nhi
a
y
a
?
B
a
chy to 3 pl
a
tes kh
a
chuke h
a
in
a
nder se
a
w
a
z
a
ye...
M
a
m
a
1 or pl
a
te den
a
1 kit
a
a
b ki jild reh gye h
a
i. :-)
Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon
Nok
a
r! Mein nok
a
ri chor k j
a
r
a
h
a
hon.
a
a
p ko muj p
a
r b
a
ros
a
nein.
S
a
ith! H
a
d ho g
a
hi h
a
i thijori k
ch
a
bih
a
n m
a
z per p
a
di reti hein.
Nok
a
r! Un mein se eik bi ch
a
bi
thijori ko nein l
a
gthi.
Yar i need some balance...
Y
a
r i need some b
a
l
a
nce...
in my diet...=P:-P;->
exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Rule of success:
a
lw
a
ys consult
a
girl before doing
a
ny import
a
nt t
a
sk in your life.
a
nd
a
ct ex
a
ctly OPPOSITE to her
a
dvice..
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