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Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,


Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,


Unki ammi Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay aunti





Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!
Hey Dude
a Piece Of advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

as an Ugly Person

always

Consider Yourself

a Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->
Hey Dude
a Piece Of advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

as an Ugly Person

always

Consider Yourself

a Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->
~ T r u t h ~

Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk about You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
a Bad Way ... ;->
They Said ...

There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...

Obama Became
President and Only
Several Months Later

"SWINE FLU" ... ;->
Want To Go USa

Here''s a Chance For You

Mr.Obama Is Waiting
For You To Be In
White House

Get Ready

Because

He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter ;)
If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...























You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
Ek Pathan apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek aadmi Ne aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???


Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->
Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !

Sahab-aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang

Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab

Sahab-abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->
Judge - Sach Sach
BtaoTum Ne apni Biwi
Per Kis Waja Se Haath
Uthaya Tha

Mulzim - 3 Baato''n Ki
Waja Se
1. Us ki Kamar Meri
Taraf Thi
2. Us k Haath Me Belan
Nhi Tha
3. aur Sab Se Bari
Waja, Mere Bhaagne k
Liye Darwaza Khula
Tha ... ;->
I m home, Please
call
I m work, Please call
I m in a meeting, Call
Me later at
Meeting is cancelled
I m late
See U in
See U at



Pareshan Na Ho
Templates Send
Kiye Hyn ..
a man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: a girl can
change Ur aim ..