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Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy



















"Choukidaar"

Tu Kuch aur Samjha Na
Be-Ghairat aadmi ;->
Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy



















"Choukidaar"

Tu Kuch aur Samjha Na
Be-Ghairat aadmi ;->
after Putting Us In Fire
Of Love and You are
Sweetly Sleeping





Nai Samajh aai
Nalaiq ???


Ye Lo







aggan La k Sanu Ishq
Diyan Tey ap Mithee
Neend Sona ae ... ;->

Ek Molvi Ek aurast Se
Takra Gya, aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"

Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->
N o t h i n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
a
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o'' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)
after a striving movement of 25 years.

MQM chairman aLTaF HUSSaIN has completed his first book.

Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also




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"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D
Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay

Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn

PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..

Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->
Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?

Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!


Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->
Larki Waley : aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???


Larke Ki Maa





Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->
Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo

Dil abi awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?


Socho ?












ans-SHaNTI
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DaDDY