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apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.

apple:
Lemon:
Orange:
Grape:
Mango:
Strawbery:
Watermelon:
Pineaple:
Banana:
Chery:







Or Dukan Sy Khared Kr Khaen:-
Weather Report Mein Bataya Gya Hai
k Yeh Taiz Hawa apne Sath Sub
Bagirton Ko ley Jay Gi
Is Ley ap Chaat Per Maze Lene Na ana
Warna Kidnap Ho Jo Gay...=P;->
Is Saal aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga






Kyun K




Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->
Molti Foam Ki advertisemet Me Bachi Dua Krti Hai

"aY Khuda Meray abu Salamat Rahain,
ay Khuda Meray abu Salamat Rahain"
Samjh Nahi aati
Slamti Ki Dua
Foam K Metress Se Bachnay Ki Hai Ya Mom Se???
Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka anjam kiya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

Larka Maamu ban jata hy

Or
Larki Phuppho..,
WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''''

HUSBaND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!
Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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aankh Garmi se. :-)
Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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aankh Garmi se. :-)
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PaKISTaN !!

Happy load sheding.
Khush Khabri...???
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Sharam ani chahey
Pakistan me rehte ho or Khush khabri ki Umeed rakhe hoye ho
kamal hai yar ;->
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Happy Loadshading...=P;->