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SRDaR ne 1 TOTa pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.

1 Month k bad SRDaR ne TOTaY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"

TOTa:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila

kion??









memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->
Love never Dies..

It remains forever

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forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...


Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..


Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"


Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..


Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"


Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->
FuNnY bUt TrUe


a Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
all His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To avoid Being Recognised. "
Zardari ab Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge
Or Kabhi Nahi Bolein ge,

kyun K Zardari Ne Suna Hai,

"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"
Husband:
aGar mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mat h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TaqdEEr badaL dUn gaa..!!;->

Wife:
Tm pHleY apNi Shalwar BadaL L0
SuBha se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p
What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Think!
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Haar maanì?
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!
Mera number hai
0321-6307893
aur mera netw0rk hai,

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Warid





Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
k main zong use kar0n;-)
Teacher : aLLaH ne ''''PaIT'''' q banaya hy.???

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Pathan :
SHaLWaR bandhane k lye...:-D
U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
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Gin lena puray hy:-D