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New age ashiq:

Yeh Ishq Nai asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .

Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana ...=P;->
Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->
Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->
Q: Ghairat kia hai..?









a: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->
Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?


To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->
Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,

*.*pappU*.*

Na Jane Kis ZaLIM Ne GUTKaY
Ki Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya... ;->


Lamha koi suhana sath ho na ho_
Kal ma aaj jaisi koi bat ho na ho_
apki
"DOST¡" hmesha is dil mai rahegi...


Chahy ap mai
"INSaNO "wali koi bat ho na ho... ;->

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Submitted By HumayuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMa over load hogae,

SaIMa k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

accident me SaNa ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LaILa mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERa pr sawar ho jao,

SHaHIDa MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMa thuk gae,

RESHaM ko loot lya gaya,

BaBRa SHaRIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHaT pr pathrao,

aur aNJUMaN ko jala dia gaya... ;->
Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!


Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
Tamam Muslimz Sy appeal Hey
K Khuda K Liye
Walls,Iglo0,Sn0opy
aur Om0re Ki Icecream Mat Khain
Q K.......
Dusr0n K0 Khatay Dkh Kr Mera B
Dil Kerta Hey 0r
Mera Gala Kharab Hey
Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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Har Cheez Meezan Main achi Lagti
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