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Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WaPDa remains constant".
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

" Chal Ooye Bahr a Kar Kpry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hy
Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart attack Se Mar Gai
0r
255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai





Kyn k














Ksi Ne afwah Phela Di Ha
K
"HumayuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P
1 Nursery CLaSS Ka Bacha Bola

Mam Main aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BaCHa apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..
Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,

DaYS K Baad. .

Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,

admi Hun admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.


Happy Khan''s Day.;-)
She Is Kidding...




Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...











"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor

"HIMMaT FaN"

aJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

asal, , ,



KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)
Can a Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than a Effiel Tower?


ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump
after Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
YeH arZoO hai mErI yEh iLTaJa hai yaRoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke Maroo :p
aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe apne
Husband Se Talaq Chaye Ha .

Judge Lkn Kyon ?

Bivi Ma Jo Bi Pakaow
Mera Husband Zid Karta Hai
Ma Bi Wohi Khow...:-P;->
aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?



amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai



Police officer hans K bola:
amma aina takaluf Q''n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.