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ye Shadi nahin aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)
Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya
Shaheen Ne Chattanon May...

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Usay Bhi firing Kar k Bhaga Diya Pathano Ne...
Friend 2 pathan.
Yaar aaj tumhara mobile bohat baj raha hai kheriyat to hey na.
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Pathan:
O nahin yaara aaj ghalti sey main apni behan ka mobile ley aaya hu
aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Dekh K adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kia Ha
K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay aur
Us Film Ka Naam Hoga





"WaZNI"...=P;->
DaRD NaK KaHaNI.

aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.

aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.

Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur

Is tara bni ya
''DaRD'' ''NaK'' kahani ;->
DaRD NaK KaHaNI.

aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.

aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.

Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur

Is tara bni ya
''DaRD'' ''NaK'' kahani ;->
Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !


Translate It Into English . . . !







My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U...=P;->
5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults

a normal human
being cant do all this!


The remaining abnormals are called


DOCTORS..!
Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?



ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,



Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZaNa... =P ;->
Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy?

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1- INDIa
2- aMERICa
3- ISRaEL
4- aFGaNISTaN
5- BaRTaNIa

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ans:
"GEO".. ;->
Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...

Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->
ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGta SaBoT...

MiNgOra Swat Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE

5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py



"NaSwar"
ChEeN Li...=P;->