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When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...






Samajh aai ???









Nahi aai !!









O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
aan ... ;->
When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...






Samajh aai ???









Nahi aai !!









O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
aan ... ;->
T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->
The Worst Thing about
Censorship Is






























[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->
Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?

Larki Wale: abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !

Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->
Paida Hua Zardari Tou
Shaitaan Ne Kaha

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Lo aaj Hum Bhi
Sahib-e-aulaad Ho Gaye

;->
Janab asif Zardari apni Kitab

"Kuttapan"

Main Likhtay Hai K

"MaIN Kuttay Ko Ya Kutta Mujhay Kat Lay

Dun0 Surton Main Teeka

Kuttay Ko He Lagay Ga "
One Day I Saw Zardari at My Home. . . .

I asked My Father

"Dad Kutta Ghar Mein Rakhne

Se Rehmat K Frishtay Dakhil Nai Hotay"=P;->
Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray

30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZaRDaRI ;->
Height Of Jhatka

a Boy aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw a Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & askd-Is He Ur X BF?

GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,

B4 Operation.
Heights Of Professional Respect..

a Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Be
Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai..
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ha ha ha....
april FoOoOoL :-)
abhi nahin pata chala..!!