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Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali





Ho Chuki aliya Ki
Bahaali






O Mardood Zardari






ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari
Remember !

Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years

If differences dtill
persist


Just



KILL YOUR WIFE

(Peer asif Zardari) ;->
akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi
In Mushkil Raaho''n Pr

HaIRaN

PaRESHaN

UDaaS

THaKI Hui

Phir

Ek Morr Pr aap Mily
aur Bachi Hui Zndagi









Ki b WaaaT Laga Di ;->
U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
after a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REaLLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize

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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?

Boy!

Very Simple..
ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
asif Zardari,

Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)
Zardari to Shopekeper:
aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..

Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
Bohat Kiya intizar,
Lekin Nahi aayi Pooonn ....

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,

Wah g Wah...

,

kiy kehna...

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Lekin Jab aayi Pooon,



Sub Ne Kaha...!





Ooon Hooon .... ;->
Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:
Papa Khana Kab Khaen Ge ?
Papa;Dear Dolha Dulhan aayen Ge Unko Ye Peson Ka Lifafa Den Ge Phr
Khana Khaen Ge

Munnah: Bhaga Gaya Stage Ki Janib Doolhe Se Kehne Laga Ye Lo 1TT Rupe 2plate Biryani Or Salaad K Pese Kaat Lo... ;->
French : Our ancesters Were From
ROMaNIa Thats Why We are So

ROMaNTIC

Pakistani : Our ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We are So

THERKEY.
:-)
Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,


Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon... ;->
Ek din milla wo mujh say,

Bujha bujha sa
Jhuka jhuka sa
Udasiyoun main
Racha bassa sa ....

Jo main nay poochha..
Udaas kyon ho..?

Jhuka ke palkain ,

Chupa ke chehra ,

Laga wo kehnay ,

ammi ne chamat mara hai... =P ;->
Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Pappu: Hazrat adam!

Teacher:
Shabash! ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?

Pappu: Pakistani..

Teacher: Woh kese?

Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..

Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!