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Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria

Teacher: Draw a
Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->

When I waz a kid my

When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...

Now I know that it is
not true

B''coz if angels live in
heaven

Why am I here ... ;)

Wh8''s The Difference

Wh8''s The Difference
Between Mechanical
Engineer & Civil
Engineer ... ???

Mechanical Engineer
Build Weapons , Civil
Engineer Build Targets ... ;->

Laado De Lashkare

Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!

O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...

Ye Comercial BREaK Tha

Now

U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->

Wh8''s the difference

Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?

a. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->

Utray ga FARAZ...

Nursery,

Baloch Colony,

Karsaz,

airport,

Malir,

Quaidabad

Laloo khait

Laloo khait

thakk..

thakk..

Rok ustaad

Utray ga

FaRaZ...

Arz Kia Hai...

arz Kia Hai...

Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Waah Waah

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Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Those Who Do Not,
Go To Hell . . . =P ;->

Iqrar-e-Mohabbat

Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai

Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena
''''Bhai Kitne Hain.." ;->

Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi

Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis ayi
To Husbnd Wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?

Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->

Your Sms R Not My

Your Sms R Not My Disturbance

But.....

The Disturbance Is Your Silence.....

SO Don''t Disturb Me Please !!! ;->

Kon Kambakt Marne

Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai

Ham To Isliye Peete Hai Kyaunki Peene K Baad

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Susu aata He

Chor Se-" Wada

Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"

Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun ab

aagey Se Nahi

Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..

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