a SMS Messages26245 messages

aik Pathan Dosry Se asi Kiya Cheez Hai

Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri

Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra




"Demag" Yar..... :->
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
Balance Sharing Day

Today Is Balance Sharing Day,

So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The

Proof Of Ur Friendship

With Me

Happy Balance Day... ;->
T H O U G H T Of The Day

Jis Tarah Yeh Sms achanak aap K Pass agaya Hai,
Is Tarah Mout Bhe achanak askati Thee,,,

agar Sms Ki Jaga Mout ajati To Kia Is Waqt aap aLLaH K Samney Hazir Hone K Lye Tayyar They?????

Zara Sochyey,,,

KUCH NaHI TO SIRF NaMaZ KI PaBaNDI KI NEYaT HE KaRLaIN..
PaTHaN: O Yar!

Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya!

Wahan Such Much admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy

SaRDaR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?
PaTHaN:



"OPERaTION THEaTRE"
When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

In Short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->
How Did aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?





Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost




How ... ?




Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
after 15 Minuts ... ;->



What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?









U Must Be Thinking

"Pakistan - Cricket -
Board"





But








Its Now

"Pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->
Yaar Tum Se Ye Umeed
Nhi Thi
Tum Ne Ye Kehte Waqt
Kuch Tou Socha Hota
aakhir Tum Ko Zarurat Hi
Kia Thi k Tum Mere
Bary Me Logo''n ko Ye
Btao k












I m So Sweet ;->
Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

















Pr Kya Karoon...

ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->
Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha

Dosra Pathan:
Wo Kaisy?

Pathan:
Us Waqat Ye Darakt B Chota Hota Tha. . . ;->
Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
aadmi:Sharam Nahi ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho

Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->