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Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!

Ghajani effect

Ghajani effect
"a Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"

y?

He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.

Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi

agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi
bandhe to basnti & thakr ka kya rishta hua?

Kuch b nahi,kaam karo apna,Thakur k hath hi nahi the.

Ehsan Quereshi Style

Ehsan Quereshi Style
aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

jaise smokin smokin nikle re dhuan!

A LiA Little Girl Whn Askd

a Lia Little Girl Whn askd
Her Name Wud
Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s
Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
Must Say-"I''m Jenifer
David"
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-"aren''t U Mr.
David''s Daughter ?"
Wid Her Mom Standing
Just away, She Rplied
"I Thought I Was But
Mom Says I''m Not" ;->
Her Name Wud
Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s
Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
Must Say-"I''m Jenifer
David"
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-"aren''t U Mr.
David''s Daughter ?"
Wid Her Mom Standing
Just away, She Rplied
"I Thought I Was But
Mom Says I''m Not" ;->

T^r^u^e F^a^c^t

T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
availability = Constant

and

This Constant Is
always Zero ... ;->

There Are Two Types

There are Two Types
Of Women

1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)

2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->

I Filled In A Form At A

I Filled In a Form at a
Dating agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports and Group
activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The agency Replied
Me Back and Told Me
"I Should Marry
Penguin ..." ;->

I Filled In A Form At A

What Is The Full-form Of "OBAMA"

What Is The Full-form
Of "OBaMa"

O: Originally

B: Born In

a: africa To

M: Manage The

a: americans ... ;->

Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa

Hum Kabhi aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey

Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey

aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo

Hum aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->

Meaning of PAKISTAN

Meaning of PaKISTaN

P. Pyaar
a. aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
a. aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.

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