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How Can You Tell
When a Lawyer Is
Lying ... ?

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Whenever
You See His Lips
Moving ... ;->
We Must Believe In
LUCK ...


For


How Else Can We
Explain


''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->
Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->
Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->
Give a Person a Fish
and You Feed Him For
a Day,
Teach a Person To
Use The Internet and
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special

1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer

2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer

3. VaLUE INVESTING -
The art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower

4. STOCK aNaLYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock

5. PROFIT - an
archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->
Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes In
The World
are The Last
5 Minutes Of a
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXaM ... ;->
What is the difference
between "a
Locomotive Engineer"
& "a Teacher" ?


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One Minds The Train,
Where as
Other Trains The Mind...
;->
What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?

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any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
a Bridge ... ;->
Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja















Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja











Double Sawari Band
Hy, Tu Bus Pakar
K aaja ... ;->
Teacher: "ali K Papa aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

Student (ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
Son : Papa,aapko Yaad He apne Kaha Tha

agar Me Exam Me Paas Ho Jayunga

To Mujhe 5000rs Doge.

Father: Haan

Son: Gud News He,

apke 5000rs Bach Gaye